Silly Stories for Kids
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Silly Stories for Kids
🧙♂️🐹 Guinea Pig Talks, Wizard Walks 🐹🧙♂️
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Skylar was just cloud-watching… until a bouncing wizard named Bomfree appeared with a TALKING guinea pig! 🧙♂️🐹✨ The guinea pig is in charge, the magic is wild, and things get VERY silly! 🎩💥
There’s exploding trees (don’t worry, they fix themselves! 🌳✨), a pineapple TV that changes channels 🍍📺, a surprise party from the oven 🎉🎈, and even a GIANT wizard and guinea pig stomping down the street! 🐹🏠😂
Will Skylar survive the Bomfree magic? And why can this guinea pig fly?! 🤯🪄
It’s giggles, chaos, and the silliest adventure ever!
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The Guinea Pig Guides The Quest
SamOne day, a little boy named Skylar was sitting in his front yard. Now, he had been watching the clouds as they floated over the top of his head. It was very fun to watch the clouds. They were always making very interesting shapes. But as he was laying, watching and listening, he heard a voice off in the distance.
BomfreeI am Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. What was that? Oh, turn this way? Okay, here we go. Mm, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SamHe wondered where the noise was coming from, until over the top of his fence, he could see a wizard's hat that was bouncing along. He raced over to the fence to see what was going on, and as he looked over, on the other side of the fence was a wizard carrying a guinea pig.
SkylarUm, hello,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeOh, Bomfree!
Samsaid Bomfree.
SkylarUm, who are you?
BomfreeI am Bomfree,
Samsaid Bomfree.
BomfreeBomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SkylarAnd why are you carrying a guinea pig?
BomfreeWell, he is the one that is telling me what I need to do.
SkylarWhat?
Samsaid Skylar.
SkylarGuinea pigs can't talk.
SamBomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ears. And then he turned to Skylar. He says, yes, he can Bomfree talk, and he is in control of Bomfree because Bomfree doesn't know what to do today, and so the guinea pig is in control, and he said, you should not say such things about guinea pigs.
SkylarUm, sorry?
Samsaid Skylar. Bomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.
BomfreeHe says, that's okay. Nobody knew that he could talk until today, and that is why I am on this adventure.
SkylarWhat adventure?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeI don't know. I'm following the guinea pig,
Samsaid Bomfree.
BomfreeBomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SkylarUm, that sounds kind of interesting.
SamBomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.
BomfreeHe says that your name is Skylar, and you should come along as well.
SamWhat? H-how did the guinea pig know my name?
BomfreeAh, he is the guinea pig, and I am the Bomfree. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SamSkylar was very confused.
SkylarUm, well, maybe I'd like to come for an adventure.
SamAs they were talking, the guinea pig in Bomfree's hand completely disappeared.
BomfreeI am Bomfree!
SamThen all of a sudden, they heard a voice from inside.
MumHey, Skylar, there's a guinea pig in here that says you need to go on an adventure?
SkylarWhat?
Samsaid Skylar.
SkylarWhat do you, uh, oh... y-yes?
Samhe said.
MumOkay, well make sure that you stay safe and have lots of fun,
Through Houses And Confused Neighbours
Samcalled out his mum.
SkylarO-okay,
Samcalled Skylar. Then- Pfft! back in Bomfree's hand appeared the guinea pig.
BomfreeHo-ho, well done, guinea pig, I am Bomfree.
SamBomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.
BomfreeHmm, yes, good idea. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SkylarWhat did he say?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeHe said, let's go! Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SamWith that, Bomfree started walking off down the road, bouncing as he walked. Skylar didn't really know what to do, but he decided to follow.
BomfreeYou are not Bomfree bouncing enough,
Samsaid Bomfree.
SkylarWhat do you mean, Bomfree bouncing?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeAs you walk, you need to bounce and say, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree.
SkylarBut I'm not Bomfree,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeOh. Hmm.
SamBomfree thought for a second. Then he held the guinea pig up to his ear.
BomfreeWell, the guinea pig thinks that you can say it anyway, and it will be fine. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
First Try At Bomfree Magic
SkylarUh, o-okay,
Samsaid Skylar. So, Skylar, the guinea pig, and Bomfree started walking down the street, Bomfree and Skylar bouncing and singing as they went.
BomfreeBomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree.
SkylarUh, Bomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree.
BomfreeHo-ho, you're not Bomfree, I am Bomfree!
SkylarI-I know, w-we talked about that,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeI am Bomfree!
Samsaid Bomfree. As they walked, Bomfree would lift the guinea pig up to his ear at different stages, seeming to listen to something that it had to say. And then they might change direction or turn sideways, or sometimes they even walked straight through the middle of people's houses.
BomfreeI am Bomfree! Hello, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. The people inside were very confused.
SkylarUh, sorry,
Samsaid Skylar.
SkylarWe're just following the guinea pig?
Samhe said. The people were extremely confused. But it was okay, coz Bomfree and Skylar and the guinea pig would then walk out the back door and continue onwards.
BomfreeBomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree. Stop!
Samsaid Bomfree. Skylar quickly stopped right behind Bomfree. Then Bomfree held the guinea pig up to his ear.
BomfreeOh-ho, yes, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. Good idea, guinea pig, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SkylarWhat did he say?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeHe said we should do some Bomfree magic. Hooray!
SamBomfree pulled a wand out of his robe. Then he threw it straight to Skylar.
BomfreeOff you go, Bomfree magic, Bomfree, Bomfree!
SkylarI-I don't know how to do Bomfree magic,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeIt's easy, coz I don't know either. I just wave the wand and yell things and things happen. Hooray!
SkylarUh, o-okay,
Samsaid Skylar. He held up the wand and he waved it.
SkylarUm, Bomfree?
Samhe said. PCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! A tree right next to them exploded into tiny little pieces that then started to sparkle through the air.
SkylarOops,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeHo-ho, I am Bomfree.
SamBomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear.
BomfreeHmm. Hmm, yes. Hmm. Mm-hmm.
SkylarWhat did he say? A-am I in trouble?
BomfreeNo,
Samsaid Bomfree.
BomfreeHe said, well done, perfect, hooray! Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SkylarBut what about the tree?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeDon't worry, Bomfree magic fixes itself in no time at all. Well, some time at all, but a little bit, not too much time. Only too much time sometimes.
SkylarWhat?
Samsaid Skylar.
Pineapple TV And Party Chaos
BomfreeNever mind, on we go. Bomfree!
Samsaid Bomfree. And he started to walk once more. This time he popped the guinea pig on the edge of his hat. The guinea pig was running circles around his wizard's hat as Bomfree continued to walk.
BomfreeI am Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree,
Samsaid Bomfree. So Skylar continued to walk, following Bomfree in the Bomfree manner, singing the Bomfree song, very confused why he was actually choosing to follow a guinea pig. But it seemed to be fun, so on they went. As they went through a few more houses, passed a few more very confused people, and continued on their confusing way, Bomfree again stopped very, very suddenly. This time they were in the middle of someone's house. The people were looking at him very, very confused.
BomfreeHello, I am Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, and this is guinea pig, and... I've forgotten your name. I will call you other Bomfree.
SkylarMy name's not Bomfree, my name's Skylar!
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeOh yes, Skylar Bomfree.
SkylarNo, just Skylar.
BomfreeSkylar Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Skylar Bomfree.
SkylarOh dear,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeWe are here for some very special Bomfree magic. Lucky you, we have chosen your house to do very silly, Bomfree things inside of.
ManUm, I'm not sure that's a good idea,
Samsaid the man inside the house, who was currently trying to watch TV.
BomfreeOh yes, it is very good idea. Ah, yes, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. Ready. One, two, three, Bomfree!
SamBomfree held up his wand and- Bl-l-l-l-lup! the TV turned into a pineapple. But the pineapple still had a TV on the front, and it also had some eyes and arms, and then it started talking.
PineappleOh, I don't like this show. Can we put on a different one?
ManUh, what?
Samsaid the man who was now watching a pineapple instead of a TV.
PineappleYeah, like this one over here.
SamThe pineapple twisted one of the top bits on its head, and then the channel changed.
BomfreeHa ha, Bomfree! Alright, your turn, Skylar.
SkylarAw, I don't want to ruin their house,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeDon't worry, it's Bomfree magic. Hooray!
SkylarUh, okay.
SamBomfree threw the wand across to Skylar. Skylar caught it and started to wave it.
SkylarI'm sorry about this. Uh, one, two, three, Bomfree?
Samhe said quite nervously. This time, magic burst out of the top of the wand. It swirled around the air like some kind of ribbon. As it flew around the house, it seemed to be almost looking for something until it flew into the kitchen. Skylar and Bomfree and the guinea pig chased it. And when it was inside the kitchen, it then flew inside the oven, and then- Pffft! the oven exploded pink inside.
SkylarUh-oh,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeOh, Bomfree!
SamThen the oven door opened once more, and all of a sudden, a whole bunch of food started coming out. It was all kinds of party food. There was lollies and cakes and pies and chips. It was amazing. Then all the party decorations started coming out. Streamers and confetti and balloons. It was ridiculous. In no time at all, the whole house looked like it had been completely set up, ready for a party.
BomfreeBomfree party time!
Samsaid Bomfree.
BomfreeHooray! Join in, people! It is a Bomfree party inside your house! And we can have the pineapple dancing TV!
The Vanishing Guinea Pig Trick
SamThe people were so confused they didn't know what to do. The guinea pig on Bomfree's hat started to do a dance. It was very good at dancing. It could shuffle and it could even do the worm.
SkylarHey, I can do the worm,
Samsaid Skylar. He got down on the ground and started doing it as well.
BomfreeHooray, Bomfree! Do the worm, do the worm, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree,
Samsaid Bomfree. The people in the house didn't really know what to do, but it all looked like so much fun, they decided to join in. The house turned into a crazy fun party. Dancing, singing, and eating lots of yummy party food.
BomfreeAlright, continue on, Bomfree, here we go. Ah, should we continue on?
Samhe said. Bomfree realised that it was not meant to be him that was controlling the adventure. He held the guinea pig up to his ear.
BomfreeOh, he says no.
SkylarReally?
Samsaid Skylar.
SkylarWhat are we meant to do?
SamHe held the guinea pig up to his ear one more time.
BomfreeHe says we can go... now. Okay, urrr, here we go.
SamAnd they continued out the door.
BomfreeGoodbye, enjoy the party, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree,
Samsaid Bomfree. Skylar laughed and giggled as he walked out.
SkylarThis is a lot of fun,
Samhe said.
BomfreeOkay, let me check what the guinea pig wants to do... Guinea pig? Guinea pig!
SamAll of a sudden, Bomfree was looking around.
BomfreeI've lost him! Where is the guinea pig? What do we do? We can't know what to do without the guinea pig.
SkylarUm, did we leave him inside the party?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeLet's go look.
SamBomfree and Skylar went back inside the party. They looked everywhere, but no guinea pig. They walked back outside, still no guinea pig.
BomfreeOh dear, I don't know what to do without the guinea pig.
SamAll of a sudden, Bomfree started to laugh.
BomfreeOh-ho! Hiya, hey! Ho! Oh! Ee! Hey, that tickles!
SkylarWhat tickles?
Samsaid Skylar.
Giant Wizard, Giant Guinea Pig
BomfreeM-my head is tickling! Oh, it's so ticklish! Oh, oh dear, oh-ho, hee-hoo!
SamAs he giggled, Skylar started to notice something.
SkylarHey, Bomfree, your hat's moving!
BomfreeOh!
Samsaid Bomfree. He grabbed his hat and pulled it off. And there, sitting on his head, with a very cheeky look on his face, was the guinea pig.
BomfreeOh, guinea pig! You tricked us! Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
SamBomfree laughed as he lifted the guinea pig down and lifted it to his ear.
BomfreeOh, okay. Um, Skylar?
Samhe said.
SkylarY-yes?
Samsaid Skylar. And Bomfree threw the guinea pig across to him.
SkylarDon't throw guinea pig-! Hang on, is that guinea pig flying?
BomfreeOf course he's flying. All guinea pigs can fly.
SkylarNo, they can't,
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeOh, well this Bomfree guinea pig can fly.
SkylarOh, o-o-okay.
SamIt flew across and it landed on Skylar's shoulder. Then it started to whisper in his ear.
SkylarI can hear him!
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeOf course you can. He's talking right in your ear. He just likes to talk quiet.
SamSkylar listened very carefully.
SkylarUm, are you sure, guinea pig?
SamThe guinea pig nodded.
SkylarUh, Bomfree, can I borrow your wand for a second?
BomfreeOf course, Bomfree, Bomfree. If guinea pig says, then guinea pig gets. Here you go.
SamBomfree threw the wand across to Skylar. He caught it once more. Then he pointed the wand towards Bomfree.
BomfreeBomfree?
Ride Home And Goodbyes
Samsaid Bomfree, very confused.
SkylarI am Bomfree!
Samsaid Skylar, as he waved the wand directly at him. A giant burst of magic burst out.
BomfreeBomfree!
Samsaid Bomfree, as the magic hit him right in the tummy. Then he got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, until there was a giant Bomfree standing in the backyard.
BomfreeI am Bomfree!
Samsaid Bomfree, very, very happy. Then the guinea pig whispered in Skylar's ear once more, then jumped off his shoulder. Skylar pointed the wand at the guinea pig.
SkylarI am Bomfree!
Samhe said, and waved the wand at the guinea pig. The guinea pig got bigger and bigger and bigger until he was bigger than a car, he was bigger than the houses, and he was walking down the middle of the street. It looked very silly. A giant wizard and a giant guinea pig walking down the middle of the street. Because the guinea pig was so big now, they could all hear his voice. He turned to Skylar and he said,
Guinea PigYour turn.
SkylarMy turn?
Samsaid Skylar.
SkylarO-okay.
SamHe pointed the wand towards himself.
SkylarI am Bomfree?
Samhe said a little nervously. Pshew! With that, he got bigger and bigger and bigger too.
SkylarUm, guinea pig, why have you made us all so big?
Guinea PigSo we can get home faster. Jump on.
SkylarWhat?
Samsaid Skylar.
BomfreeHooray!
Samsaid Bomfree, as he jumped on the back of the guinea pig. Skylar laughed and did the same, and the guinea pig walked them all the way back home. When they stopped outside Skylar's house, they climbed off the guinea pig. Then the guinea pig grabbed Bomfree's wand in his mouth and waved it towards Bomfree and Skylar.
Guinea PigHi ham Homfree!
Samit said, with the wand in its mouth. Pfft! With that magic burst, Bomfree and Skylar went back to their normal size. Bomfree picked up the wand and waved it back at the guinea pig. Pshew! They were all back small, or not so small, just normal again.
BomfreeWell, Bomfree has had a wonderful Bomfree adventure, but now-
SamThe guinea pig whispered in his ear.
BomfreeHmm, yes, I agree. Time for us to go home. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.
SamThe guinea pig stood up and waved. Skylar waved to guinea pig and to Bomfree as he turned and went back towards his house. As he walked in the door, his mum was there waiting.
MumUm, how was your adventure with the guinea pig?
SkylarWell,
Samsaid Skylar,
SkylarI don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you.
SamAnd that is the end of the story.
BomfreeThis episode is brought to you by Bomfree's Petting Zoo. We have only guinea pigs, and they like to take you on ridiculous adventures. Oh-ho-ho, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. If you enjoy Silly Stories for Kids and Bomfree, make sure to share it with every Bomfree you know. I mean, every friend you Bomfree. I mean, you know what I mean. Ho-ho! We hope you are enjoying it. Okay, this has been me, I am Bomfree!
SamAnd me, Sam. We'll see you soon!