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🧙‍♂️🐹 Guinea Pig Talks, Wizard Walks 🐹🧙‍♂️

Samuel Ramsden

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Skylar was just cloud-watching… until a bouncing wizard named Bomfree appeared with a TALKING guinea pig! 🧙‍♂️🐹✨ The guinea pig is in charge, the magic is wild, and things get VERY silly! 🎩💥

There’s exploding trees (don’t worry, they fix themselves! 🌳✨), a pineapple TV that changes channels 🍍📺, a surprise party from the oven 🎉🎈, and even a GIANT wizard and guinea pig stomping down the street! 🐹🏠😂

Will Skylar survive the Bomfree magic? And why can this guinea pig fly?! 🤯🪄

It’s giggles, chaos, and the silliest adventure ever!

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The Guinea Pig Guides The Quest

Sam

One day, a little boy named Skylar was sitting in his front yard. Now, he had been watching the clouds as they floated over the top of his head. It was very fun to watch the clouds. They were always making very interesting shapes. But as he was laying, watching and listening, he heard a voice off in the distance.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. What was that? Oh, turn this way? Okay, here we go. Mm, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Sam

He wondered where the noise was coming from, until over the top of his fence, he could see a wizard's hat that was bouncing along. He raced over to the fence to see what was going on, and as he looked over, on the other side of the fence was a wizard carrying a guinea pig.

Skylar

Um, hello,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Oh, Bomfree!

Sam

said Bomfree.

Skylar

Um, who are you?

Bomfree

I am Bomfree,

Sam

said Bomfree.

Bomfree

Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Skylar

And why are you carrying a guinea pig?

Bomfree

Well, he is the one that is telling me what I need to do.

Skylar

What?

Sam

said Skylar.

Skylar

Guinea pigs can't talk.

Sam

Bomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ears. And then he turned to Skylar. He says, yes, he can Bomfree talk, and he is in control of Bomfree because Bomfree doesn't know what to do today, and so the guinea pig is in control, and he said, you should not say such things about guinea pigs.

Skylar

Um, sorry?

Sam

said Skylar. Bomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.

Bomfree

He says, that's okay. Nobody knew that he could talk until today, and that is why I am on this adventure.

Skylar

What adventure?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

I don't know. I'm following the guinea pig,

Sam

said Bomfree.

Bomfree

Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Skylar

Um, that sounds kind of interesting.

Sam

Bomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.

Bomfree

He says that your name is Skylar, and you should come along as well.

Sam

What? H-how did the guinea pig know my name?

Bomfree

Ah, he is the guinea pig, and I am the Bomfree. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Sam

Skylar was very confused.

Skylar

Um, well, maybe I'd like to come for an adventure.

Sam

As they were talking, the guinea pig in Bomfree's hand completely disappeared.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree!

Sam

Then all of a sudden, they heard a voice from inside.

Mum

Hey, Skylar, there's a guinea pig in here that says you need to go on an adventure?

Skylar

What?

Sam

said Skylar.

Skylar

What do you, uh, oh... y-yes?

Sam

he said.

Mum

Okay, well make sure that you stay safe and have lots of fun,

Through Houses And Confused Neighbours

Sam

called out his mum.

Skylar

O-okay,

Sam

called Skylar. Then- Pfft! back in Bomfree's hand appeared the guinea pig.

Bomfree

Ho-ho, well done, guinea pig, I am Bomfree.

Sam

Bomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear once more.

Bomfree

Hmm, yes, good idea. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Skylar

What did he say?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

He said, let's go! Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Sam

With that, Bomfree started walking off down the road, bouncing as he walked. Skylar didn't really know what to do, but he decided to follow.

Bomfree

You are not Bomfree bouncing enough,

Sam

said Bomfree.

Skylar

What do you mean, Bomfree bouncing?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

As you walk, you need to bounce and say, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree.

Skylar

But I'm not Bomfree,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Oh. Hmm.

Sam

Bomfree thought for a second. Then he held the guinea pig up to his ear.

Bomfree

Well, the guinea pig thinks that you can say it anyway, and it will be fine. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

First Try At Bomfree Magic

Skylar

Uh, o-okay,

Sam

said Skylar. So, Skylar, the guinea pig, and Bomfree started walking down the street, Bomfree and Skylar bouncing and singing as they went.

Bomfree

Bomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree.

Skylar

Uh, Bomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree.

Bomfree

Ho-ho, you're not Bomfree, I am Bomfree!

Skylar

I-I know, w-we talked about that,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree!

Sam

said Bomfree. As they walked, Bomfree would lift the guinea pig up to his ear at different stages, seeming to listen to something that it had to say. And then they might change direction or turn sideways, or sometimes they even walked straight through the middle of people's houses.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree! Hello, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. The people inside were very confused.

Skylar

Uh, sorry,

Sam

said Skylar.

Skylar

We're just following the guinea pig?

Sam

he said. The people were extremely confused. But it was okay, coz Bomfree and Skylar and the guinea pig would then walk out the back door and continue onwards.

Bomfree

Bomfree, Bomfree, I am Bomfree. Stop!

Sam

said Bomfree. Skylar quickly stopped right behind Bomfree. Then Bomfree held the guinea pig up to his ear.

Bomfree

Oh-ho, yes, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. Good idea, guinea pig, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Skylar

What did he say?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

He said we should do some Bomfree magic. Hooray!

Sam

Bomfree pulled a wand out of his robe. Then he threw it straight to Skylar.

Bomfree

Off you go, Bomfree magic, Bomfree, Bomfree!

Skylar

I-I don't know how to do Bomfree magic,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

It's easy, coz I don't know either. I just wave the wand and yell things and things happen. Hooray!

Skylar

Uh, o-okay,

Sam

said Skylar. He held up the wand and he waved it.

Skylar

Um, Bomfree?

Sam

he said. PCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! A tree right next to them exploded into tiny little pieces that then started to sparkle through the air.

Skylar

Oops,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Ho-ho, I am Bomfree.

Sam

Bomfree lifted the guinea pig up to his ear.

Bomfree

Hmm. Hmm, yes. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Skylar

What did he say? A-am I in trouble?

Bomfree

No,

Sam

said Bomfree.

Bomfree

He said, well done, perfect, hooray! Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Skylar

But what about the tree?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Don't worry, Bomfree magic fixes itself in no time at all. Well, some time at all, but a little bit, not too much time. Only too much time sometimes.

Skylar

What?

Sam

said Skylar.

Pineapple TV And Party Chaos

Bomfree

Never mind, on we go. Bomfree!

Sam

said Bomfree. And he started to walk once more. This time he popped the guinea pig on the edge of his hat. The guinea pig was running circles around his wizard's hat as Bomfree continued to walk.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree,

Sam

said Bomfree. So Skylar continued to walk, following Bomfree in the Bomfree manner, singing the Bomfree song, very confused why he was actually choosing to follow a guinea pig. But it seemed to be fun, so on they went. As they went through a few more houses, passed a few more very confused people, and continued on their confusing way, Bomfree again stopped very, very suddenly. This time they were in the middle of someone's house. The people were looking at him very, very confused.

Bomfree

Hello, I am Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, and this is guinea pig, and... I've forgotten your name. I will call you other Bomfree.

Skylar

My name's not Bomfree, my name's Skylar!

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Oh yes, Skylar Bomfree.

Skylar

No, just Skylar.

Bomfree

Skylar Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree, Skylar Bomfree.

Skylar

Oh dear,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

We are here for some very special Bomfree magic. Lucky you, we have chosen your house to do very silly, Bomfree things inside of.

Man

Um, I'm not sure that's a good idea,

Sam

said the man inside the house, who was currently trying to watch TV.

Bomfree

Oh yes, it is very good idea. Ah, yes, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. Ready. One, two, three, Bomfree!

Sam

Bomfree held up his wand and- Bl-l-l-l-lup! the TV turned into a pineapple. But the pineapple still had a TV on the front, and it also had some eyes and arms, and then it started talking.

Pineapple

Oh, I don't like this show. Can we put on a different one?

Man

Uh, what?

Sam

said the man who was now watching a pineapple instead of a TV.

Pineapple

Yeah, like this one over here.

Sam

The pineapple twisted one of the top bits on its head, and then the channel changed.

Bomfree

Ha ha, Bomfree! Alright, your turn, Skylar.

Skylar

Aw, I don't want to ruin their house,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Don't worry, it's Bomfree magic. Hooray!

Skylar

Uh, okay.

Sam

Bomfree threw the wand across to Skylar. Skylar caught it and started to wave it.

Skylar

I'm sorry about this. Uh, one, two, three, Bomfree?

Sam

he said quite nervously. This time, magic burst out of the top of the wand. It swirled around the air like some kind of ribbon. As it flew around the house, it seemed to be almost looking for something until it flew into the kitchen. Skylar and Bomfree and the guinea pig chased it. And when it was inside the kitchen, it then flew inside the oven, and then- Pffft! the oven exploded pink inside.

Skylar

Uh-oh,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Oh, Bomfree!

Sam

Then the oven door opened once more, and all of a sudden, a whole bunch of food started coming out. It was all kinds of party food. There was lollies and cakes and pies and chips. It was amazing. Then all the party decorations started coming out. Streamers and confetti and balloons. It was ridiculous. In no time at all, the whole house looked like it had been completely set up, ready for a party.

Bomfree

Bomfree party time!

Sam

said Bomfree.

Bomfree

Hooray! Join in, people! It is a Bomfree party inside your house! And we can have the pineapple dancing TV!

The Vanishing Guinea Pig Trick

Sam

The people were so confused they didn't know what to do. The guinea pig on Bomfree's hat started to do a dance. It was very good at dancing. It could shuffle and it could even do the worm.

Skylar

Hey, I can do the worm,

Sam

said Skylar. He got down on the ground and started doing it as well.

Bomfree

Hooray, Bomfree! Do the worm, do the worm, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree,

Sam

said Bomfree. The people in the house didn't really know what to do, but it all looked like so much fun, they decided to join in. The house turned into a crazy fun party. Dancing, singing, and eating lots of yummy party food.

Bomfree

Alright, continue on, Bomfree, here we go. Ah, should we continue on?

Sam

he said. Bomfree realised that it was not meant to be him that was controlling the adventure. He held the guinea pig up to his ear.

Bomfree

Oh, he says no.

Skylar

Really?

Sam

said Skylar.

Skylar

What are we meant to do?

Sam

He held the guinea pig up to his ear one more time.

Bomfree

He says we can go... now. Okay, urrr, here we go.

Sam

And they continued out the door.

Bomfree

Goodbye, enjoy the party, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree,

Sam

said Bomfree. Skylar laughed and giggled as he walked out.

Skylar

This is a lot of fun,

Sam

he said.

Bomfree

Okay, let me check what the guinea pig wants to do... Guinea pig? Guinea pig!

Sam

All of a sudden, Bomfree was looking around.

Bomfree

I've lost him! Where is the guinea pig? What do we do? We can't know what to do without the guinea pig.

Skylar

Um, did we leave him inside the party?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Let's go look.

Sam

Bomfree and Skylar went back inside the party. They looked everywhere, but no guinea pig. They walked back outside, still no guinea pig.

Bomfree

Oh dear, I don't know what to do without the guinea pig.

Sam

All of a sudden, Bomfree started to laugh.

Bomfree

Oh-ho! Hiya, hey! Ho! Oh! Ee! Hey, that tickles!

Skylar

What tickles?

Sam

said Skylar.

Giant Wizard, Giant Guinea Pig

Bomfree

M-my head is tickling! Oh, it's so ticklish! Oh, oh dear, oh-ho, hee-hoo!

Sam

As he giggled, Skylar started to notice something.

Skylar

Hey, Bomfree, your hat's moving!

Bomfree

Oh!

Sam

said Bomfree. He grabbed his hat and pulled it off. And there, sitting on his head, with a very cheeky look on his face, was the guinea pig.

Bomfree

Oh, guinea pig! You tricked us! Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Sam

Bomfree laughed as he lifted the guinea pig down and lifted it to his ear.

Bomfree

Oh, okay. Um, Skylar?

Sam

he said.

Skylar

Y-yes?

Sam

said Skylar. And Bomfree threw the guinea pig across to him.

Skylar

Don't throw guinea pig-! Hang on, is that guinea pig flying?

Bomfree

Of course he's flying. All guinea pigs can fly.

Skylar

No, they can't,

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Oh, well this Bomfree guinea pig can fly.

Skylar

Oh, o-o-okay.

Sam

It flew across and it landed on Skylar's shoulder. Then it started to whisper in his ear.

Skylar

I can hear him!

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Of course you can. He's talking right in your ear. He just likes to talk quiet.

Sam

Skylar listened very carefully.

Skylar

Um, are you sure, guinea pig?

Sam

The guinea pig nodded.

Skylar

Uh, Bomfree, can I borrow your wand for a second?

Bomfree

Of course, Bomfree, Bomfree. If guinea pig says, then guinea pig gets. Here you go.

Sam

Bomfree threw the wand across to Skylar. He caught it once more. Then he pointed the wand towards Bomfree.

Bomfree

Bomfree?

Ride Home And Goodbyes

Sam

said Bomfree, very confused.

Skylar

I am Bomfree!

Sam

said Skylar, as he waved the wand directly at him. A giant burst of magic burst out.

Bomfree

Bomfree!

Sam

said Bomfree, as the magic hit him right in the tummy. Then he got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, until there was a giant Bomfree standing in the backyard.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree!

Sam

said Bomfree, very, very happy. Then the guinea pig whispered in Skylar's ear once more, then jumped off his shoulder. Skylar pointed the wand at the guinea pig.

Skylar

I am Bomfree!

Sam

he said, and waved the wand at the guinea pig. The guinea pig got bigger and bigger and bigger until he was bigger than a car, he was bigger than the houses, and he was walking down the middle of the street. It looked very silly. A giant wizard and a giant guinea pig walking down the middle of the street. Because the guinea pig was so big now, they could all hear his voice. He turned to Skylar and he said,

Guinea Pig

Your turn.

Skylar

My turn?

Sam

said Skylar.

Skylar

O-okay.

Sam

He pointed the wand towards himself.

Skylar

I am Bomfree?

Sam

he said a little nervously. Pshew! With that, he got bigger and bigger and bigger too.

Skylar

Um, guinea pig, why have you made us all so big?

Guinea Pig

So we can get home faster. Jump on.

Skylar

What?

Sam

said Skylar.

Bomfree

Hooray!

Sam

said Bomfree, as he jumped on the back of the guinea pig. Skylar laughed and did the same, and the guinea pig walked them all the way back home. When they stopped outside Skylar's house, they climbed off the guinea pig. Then the guinea pig grabbed Bomfree's wand in his mouth and waved it towards Bomfree and Skylar.

Guinea Pig

Hi ham Homfree!

Sam

it said, with the wand in its mouth. Pfft! With that magic burst, Bomfree and Skylar went back to their normal size. Bomfree picked up the wand and waved it back at the guinea pig. Pshew! They were all back small, or not so small, just normal again.

Bomfree

Well, Bomfree has had a wonderful Bomfree adventure, but now-

Sam

The guinea pig whispered in his ear.

Bomfree

Hmm, yes, I agree. Time for us to go home. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree.

Sam

The guinea pig stood up and waved. Skylar waved to guinea pig and to Bomfree as he turned and went back towards his house. As he walked in the door, his mum was there waiting.

Mum

Um, how was your adventure with the guinea pig?

Skylar

Well,

Sam

said Skylar,

Skylar

I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you.

Sam

And that is the end of the story.

Bomfree

This episode is brought to you by Bomfree's Petting Zoo. We have only guinea pigs, and they like to take you on ridiculous adventures. Oh-ho-ho, Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree. If you enjoy Silly Stories for Kids and Bomfree, make sure to share it with every Bomfree you know. I mean, every friend you Bomfree. I mean, you know what I mean. Ho-ho! We hope you are enjoying it. Okay, this has been me, I am Bomfree!

Sam

And me, Sam. We'll see you soon!