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Silly Stories for Kids
🤧 Silly Sneezes 🤧
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Oliver and Zoe meet a fuzzy purple creature named Pim Pim 🤧🟣—and every time he sneezes, something wild happens! From flying bikes ✈️🚲 to indoor rainstorms 🌧️ and upside-down furniture 🪑🙃, this sneezy adventure gets sillier by the second! Can a Brussels sprout 🥦 be the cure Pim Pim needs? Or will their house fill up with bunnies, bubbles, and ping pong balls forever?! 🐰🫧🏓
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Pim Pim will love you for it
One day, two kids named Oliver and Zoe were going for a ride on their bikes. As they were riding down the street, they were looking at all the amazing things that were around them. They could see trees and they could see amazing-looking buildings and all kinds of fun things. But as they were riding past some bushes, they heard a noise.
Pim PimA... a... a-choo!
ZoeBless you,
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimThank you,
Samsaid the bushes.
OliverWho- Who said that?
Samsaid Oliver. They stopped their bikes and went back to the bushes. When they got closer, they looked behind the bushes. And there was a very fuzzy purple little creature.
ZoeUm, excuse me,
Samsaid Zoe.
ZoeWho- Who are you?
Pim PimI am the Pim- A... A-choo! The Pim Pim,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
OliverUm, are you normally like this?
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimNo. I seem to be kind of sick.
ZoeOh. But if you're sick, what are you doing here in the bushes?
Pim PimI don't really know. I seem to do the sneezing and strange things seem to happen.
OliverWhat?
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimI just- ah, ah, a-phew!
SamAll of a sudden, when Pim Pim sneezed, all his fur changed colour.
Pim PimWha! I'm green!
OliverOh dear,
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimOh, this is very silly. So many things keep happening whenever I do the sneezing. I need the very important special medicine.
ZoeWell, where is it?
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimUm, I don't know,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
OliverWell, what is it?
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimI don't know that either.
ZoeBut how do you know that there's a very special medicine?
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimWell, I did get told about it, but I forgot.
Zoe and OliverOh dear,
Samsaid the kids.
Pim PimWill you help me find the special medicine?
Zoe and OliverUm, o-okay,
Samthey said.
OliverDo you have any idea?
Pim PimWell, I remember it is something that I am meant to eat.
Zoe and OliverHmm,
Samthey thought.
ZoeWell, we can't leave you here like this. We better help.
Pim PimOh, thank you,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimOkay, I will try and stand up.
SamSo as Pim Pim lifted himself onto his feet, Oliver decided that he would put Pim Pim on the back of his bike.
Pim PimOh, thank you. I did not feel like walking.
Sky Cycling And Bubble Tricks
OliverOkay, well, if it's something to eat that you need, maybe we should head to... Hmm.
ZoeLet's go to our house,
Samsaid Zoe.
OliverGood idea,
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid Pim Pim. So, as they started riding down the road, Pim Pim sat on the back of Oliver's bike until...
Pim PimUh-oh. Ah ah ah-PCHEWWWWWWWWW!
SamPim Pim sneezed out a burst of rocket blast.
OliverWhooooooooa!
Samsaid Oliver, as all of a sudden, his bike went flying down the road.
ZoeWow!
Samsaid Zoe.
ZoeOliver, come back here!
OliverI can't help it!
Pim PimI got the sneezy fires! Ah-PCHEWWWW!
SamPim Pim blasted again.
OliverWhoooooooa!
SamOliver's bike went racing off down the street so fast that he was able to hit one of the little bumps in the road, which launched him over the top of a bunch of houses.
OliverI'm flying!
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimI'm gonna sneeze,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
OliverNot again,
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimAh-pchew!
SamThis time when Pim Pim sneezed, a tiny little bubble came out of his nose.
Pim PimOoh, a bubble,
Samhe said.
Pim PimThat one's funny.
SamHe reached out with his finger and popped it. And when he did, the bike stopped in midair.
OliverUm, what just happened?
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimI don't really know,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimTry pedalling.
SamSo Oliver started trying to pedal, and he could ride his bike through the sky.
OliverThis is amazing! We better pedal back towards Zoe.
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Home Arrival And The Jelly Medicine
Pim PimI'll try and hold my nose.
SamSo they started pedaling back towards Zoe. When they got close, she saw them coming down from the sky.
ZoeHow are you doing that?
Samsaid Zoe.
OliverUm, Pim Pim sneezed a bubble.
ZoeWhat?
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimI think I got another one. Ah-plp!
SamPim Pim sneezed out another bubble.
Pim PimOkay, you pop this one, Zoe.
ZoeWha- I-I-I don't think I want to pop your sneeze bubble.
OliverDon't worry,
Samsaid Oliver.
OliverIt's fun.
ZoeSo, she reached out with her finger and popped it. And Whew! Her bike lifted into the air too.
OliverNow we can go the fastest way home,
Samsaid Oliver.
ZoeHooray!
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimHooray!
Samsaid Pim Pim.
OliverNow you need to hold your nose this time to make sure that nothing else ridiculous happens.
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid Pim Pim, pinching ahold of his nose. So the kids rode their bikes through the sky over the top of the houses all the way back to their house. As they rode, Pim Pim's fur changed back to purple, and they landed in the driveway and walked inside. When they did, their dad was there waiting.
DadHey kids. Who's that purple fuzzy thing?
OliverUm, this is Pim Pim,
Samsaid Oliver.
ZoeAnd he's sick,
Samsaid Zoe.
DadOh, well, has he had any medicine?
OliverWell, he says that he needs a special kind of medicine.
DadWell, should we try the normal medicine first?
Pim PimNo, I wouldn't do that,
Samsaid Pim Pim, still holding onto his nose.
DadWhy not?
Samsaid their dad.
Pim PimUm, my body does not like the normal medicine because it tastes very yucky.
DadWell, it doesn't really taste that bad. Why don't you just have a little bit?
Pim PimI don't think so,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
ZoeJust try,
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid Pim Pim. So their dad got a little bit of medicine and gave it to Pim Pim. As he took it in, something strange began to happen. All of a sudden, all Pim Pim's arms and legs went wobbly like jelly.
Ping Pong Chaos And Indoor Rain
Pim PimI told you! Now I'm a jelly Pim Pim! I can't do the, uh, standing, I can only do the wiggly falling. Plffff!
SamHe fell onto the ground.
Pim PimI try and do a step. Plffff! This is kind of fun. I do another funny fall. Plff!
SamAs Pim Pim was falling all over the house, the kids realised that he was telling the truth. Real medicine was not going to work.
Pim PimI just need to eat something very special.
DadWell, just tell us what it is, and we'll find it for you,
Samsaid the kids' dad.
ZoeHe doesn't remember,
Samsaid Zoe.
DadOh. Well, what should we try?
ZoeI think that we should try a banana,
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimUm, okay,
Samsaid Pim Pim. So they got a banana out of the fruit bowl and they peeled it and handed it to him. He took the peel out of Zoe's hand and started eating the banana peel.
OliverPim Pim, what are you doing?
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimUm nyum yum. Uh-oh. I feel very... ah ah ah...
OliverNot again!
Samcalled Oliver.
Pim PimA-pchew! A-pchew! A-pchew! A-pchew! A-pchew!
SamEvery time Pim Pim sneezed, a ping pong ball came flying out of his nose.
OliverWhoa!
Samsaid Oliver, diving behind the couch. Their dad dove behind one of the other pieces of furniture, and Zoe was standing right in the wrong spot. Pock!
ZoeOw!
Samshe said.
Pim PimSorry,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimI didn't mean to- A-pchew! A-pchew! A-pchew!
SamMore ping pong balls went flying around the room.
Pim PimAaaaah!
SamThey were bouncing off everything. And then the ping pong balls split into more ping pong balls, and then into more ping pong balls, until the house was filling up with too many ping pong balls.
DadQuick, hide!
Samyelled their dad as they were running around.
ZoeLet's try a different piece of food,
Samsaid Zoe.
OliverOkay,
Samsaid Oliver. He raced into the pantry to try and grab something.
OliverUm, how about some honey? Uh-
SamHe grabbed a spoonful of honey and raced over towards Pim Pim.
OliverPim Pim, eat this!
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid Pim Pim. He opened his mouth and the spoon went in.
Pim PimNyum! Hmm, that's tasty.
OliverI think it's working,
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimA-A-A-PCHEWWWWWWWW!
SamA giant puff went into the air, and as it settled, the kids realised something.
ZoeIs that a cloud?
Samsaid Zoe.
OliverI think it is,
Samsaid Oliver. They looked, and sure enough, there was a giant cloud that was filling their house. The trouble was it seemed to be getting darker and darker and darker.
OliverI think it's gonna rain,
Samsaid Oliver.
DadWhat?
Fruit Trials, Upside-Down House
Samsaid their dad. All of a sudden Pshhhhhhh! it started to rain everywhere.
ZoeIt's raining inside the house!
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimI'm sorry!
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimI don't think that honey was the right thing. I do feel a tiny bit better.
OliverUm, quick, we better try something else. T-the rainstorm seems to have got rid of the ping pong balls, so maybe something else will get rid of the rain.
ZoeWe better be quick,
Samsaid Zoe.
ZoeLook!
SamThey realised that the house was starting to fill with water. There was a little puddle down the bottom that was getting deeper and deeper.
Pim PimOh, you're going to have a new pool inside your house,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
DadI don't want a pool inside the house,
Samsaid the kids' dad.
Pim PimOkay, you better try something else.
SamThe kids raced around to try and see what they could find. They opened up the fridge, and inside there was all kinds of fruits and vegetables.
ZoeUm, what should we choose?
Samsaid Zoe.
OliverI don't know,
Samsaid Oliver.
OliverGrab 'em all and we'll try lots.
SamSo, they grabbed as many fruits and vegetables out of the fridge as they could find, and they raced over towards Pim Pim.
The Brussels Sprout Breakthrough
OliverOkay, this could get ridiculous,
Samsaid Oliver.
ZoeBut the house is filling and we need to do something,
Samsaid Zoe.
ZoeTry the carrot.
Pim PimSo, they popped a carrot inside Pim Pim's mouth. Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp! ... A-prew!
SamWhen Pim Pim sneezed, all of a sudden, a bunny rabbit appeared in the corner of the room.
Pim PimA-prew!
SamAnd another bunny rabbit.
Pim PimA-prew!
SamAnd another one!
OliverTry something else,
Samsaid Oliver. So, Zoe shoved an apple inside Pim Pim's mouth.
Pim PimNyum yum! Ooh, I like that one. And I do feel a little bit better.
ZoeI think it's working,
Samsaid Zoe.
OliverThat's what we thought last time,
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimAh ah oh ah ah-pyew!
ZoeUh-oh,
Samsaid Zoe. This time, when Pim Pim sneezed, everything in the house flipped upside-down. All the tables, all the chairs, all the furniture was now on the roof.
Pim PimOh dear,
Samsaid Pim Pim, looking up.
Pim PimI'm not very good at the being the sick thing.
OliverWell, at least this one's not breaking anything. I've only got one more piece of vegetable to try.
SamOliver pulled out a Brussels sprout.
Pim PimNo,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
ZoeWhat do you mean, no?
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimI'm not eating a Brussels sprout. I do not like them.
ZoeBut we want to try and make you better. It might work.
Pim PimI would prefer to be sick than to eat a Brussels sprout.
OliverDo you not like them that much?
Pim PimI've never tried one, but I hear other people don't like them.
ZoeHow do you know that you don't like it if you haven't tried it?
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimI'm just trying to... ah ah ah-
SamAs Pim Pim's mouth opened, Zoe took her chance. She threw the Brussels sprout straight into Pim Pim's mouth.
Pim PimChomp! Doow! Gulp!
SamHe swallowed it whole.
Pim PimOoh, that was yummy. Can I have another one?
OliverHe sounds normal.
SamThey looked. They waited. And nothing happened.
OliverI think it worked!
Samsaid Oliver.
Pim PimI think it did work!
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimI feel amazing! This is the best.
SamThen he started to cartwheel around the house, knocking over all kinds of things. The trouble was that, for some reason, the furniture was still stuck on the roof.
Pim PimUm, I hope you like roofy furniture because it is a lot of fun. You can sit upside-down and you will love it.
ZoeUm, Pim Pim, I think we better try and get this all back down,
Samsaid Zoe.
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid the Pim Pim. So he climbed up, upside-down on the roof, and walked around as if it was the right way up. Then he picked up the chairs one by one and passed them down to the kids. And he picked up the tables and passed them down to the kids as well. In no time at all, the house was completely reset.
Zoe and OliverWow!
Samsaid the kids.
OliverHow did you do that?
Pim PimI don't know,
Samsaid Pim Pim,
Pim Pimbut I feel amazing. And I hope you enjoy the special addition that I have put into the backyard.
Zoe and OliverWhat?
Samsaid the kids. They raced to the back door and looked outside.
OliverThere's a pool!
Samsaid Oliver.
ZoeWe have a pool!
Samsaid Zoe.
DadAnd it's not inside,
Samsaid their dad.
Pim PimHooray!
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimWell, I'm so grateful for you making me feel lots better. I'd best be going home now. My mummy will be very worried as to where I am.
Zoe and OliverWell,
Samthey said.
OliverWe're- We're glad that you feel a lot better, Pim Pim.
ZoeFeel free to come back and play another time soon.
DadYes,
Samsaid their dad,
Dadas long as you're not sick.
Pim PimOkay,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimAh ah...
OliverUh oh, he's gonna sneeze!
Pim PimJust kidding,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Pim PimHeehee!
SamAnd he cartwheeled out the door and disappeared. The kids and their dad went back out to the backyard to have a look at the pool. The neighbor stuck his head over the fence.
NeighbourHey! How did you get that pool installed so quickly?
Samhe said.
OliverWell,
Samsaid Oliver,
OliverI don't think you'd believe us, even if we told you.
SamAnd that is the end of the story.
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