Silly Stories for Kids

🤧 Silly Sneezes 🤧

• Samuel Ramsden

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Oliver and Zoe meet a fuzzy purple creature named Pimpim 🤧🟣—and every time he sneezes, something wild happens! From flying bikes ✈️🚲 to indoor rainstorms 🌧️ and upside-down furniture 🪑🙃, this sneezy adventure gets sillier by the second! Can a Brussels sprout 🥦 be the cure Pimpim needs? Or will their house fill up with bunnies, bubbles, and ping pong balls forever?! 🐰🫧🏓

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One day, two kids named Oliver and Zoe were going for a ride on their bikes. As they were riding down the street, they were looking at all the amazing things that were around them. They could see trees and they could see amazing looking buildings and all kinds of fun things. But as they were riding past some bushes, they heard a noise. Eh? Bless you, said Zoe. Thank you, said the bushes. Who who said that? said Oliver. They stopped their bikes and went back to the bushes. When they got closer, they looked behind the bushes. And there was a very fuzzy purple little creature. Um excuse me, said Zoe. Who who are you? I am de Pim De Pimpim said Pimpim. Um are you normally like this? said Oliver. No. I seem to be kind of sick. Oh but if you're sick, what are you doing here in the bushes? I don't really know. I seem to do the sneezing and strange things seem to happen. What? said Oliver. I just uh All of a sudden, when Pimpim sneezed, all his fur changed colour. Wha I'm green! Oh dear, said Oliver. Oh, this is very silly. So many things keep happening whenever I do the sneezing. I need the very important special medicine. Well, where is it? said Zoe. Um I don't know, said Pimpim. Well, what is it? said Oliver. I don't know that either. But how do you know that there's a very special medicine? said Zoe. Well, I did get told about it, but I forgot. Oh dear, said the kids. Will you help me find the special medicine? Um okay, they said. Do you have any idea? Well, I remember it is something that I am meant to eat. Hmm, they thought. Well, we can't leave you here like this. We better help. Oh thank you, said Pimpim. Okay, I will try and stand up. So as Pimpim lifted himself onto his feet, Oliver decided that he would put Pimpim on the back of his bike. Oh, thank you. I did not feel like walking. Okay, well, if it's something to eat that you need, maybe we should head to Hmm. Let's go to our house, said Zoe. Good idea, said Oliver. Okay, said Pimpim. So as they started riding down the road, Pimpim sat on the back of Oliver's bike until uh-oh. Ha ha ha Pimpim sneezed out a burst of rocket blast. Wow, said Oliver, as all of a sudden his bike went flying down the road. Wow, said Zoe. Oliver, come back here! I can't help it! I got the sneezy flyers! Pimpim blasted again. Wow! Oliver's bike went racing off down the street so fast that he was able to hit one of the little bumps in the road, which launched him over the top of a bunch of houses. I'm flying, said Oliver. I'm gonna sneeze, said Pimpim. Not again, said Oliver. Ah! This time when Pimpim sneezed, a tiny little bubble came out of his nose. Ooh, a bubble, he said. That one's funny. He reached out with his finger and popped it. And when he did, the bike stopped in midair. Um, what just happened, said Oliver. I don't really know, said Pimpim. Try pedaling. So Oliver started trying to pedal, and he could ride his bike through the sky. This is amazing! We better pedal back towards Zoe. Okay, said Pimpim. I'll try and hold my nose. So they started pedaling back towards Zoe. When they got close, she saw them coming down from the sky. How are you doing that? said Zoe. Um, Pimpim sneezed a bubble. What? said Zoe. I think I got another one. Ah Pimpim sneezed out another bubble. Okay, you pop this one, Zoe. What I I I don't think I want to pop your sneeze bubble. Don't worry, said Oliver. It's fun. So she reached out with her finger and popped it. And her bike lifted into the air too. Now we can go the fastest way home, said Oliver. Hooray, said Zoe. Hooray, said Pimpim. Now you need to hold your nose this time to make sure that nothing else ridiculous happens. Okay, said Pimpim, pinching her hold of his nose. So the kids rode their bikes through the sky over the top of the houses all the way back to their house. As they rode, Pimpim's fur changed back to purple, and they landed in the driveway and walked inside. When they did, their dad was there waiting. Hey kids, who's that purple fuzzy thing? Um, this is Pimpim, said Oliver. And he's sick, said Zoe. Oh, well, has he had any medicine? Well, he says that he needs a special kind of medicine. Well, should we try the normal medicine first? No, I wouldn't do that, said Pimpim, still holding onto his nose. Why not? said their dad. Um, my body does not like the normal medicine because it tastes very yucky. Well, it doesn't really taste that bad. Why don't you just have a little bit? I don't think so, said Pimpim. Just try, said Zoe. Okay, said Pimpim. So their dad got a little bit of medicine and gave it to Pimpim. As he took it in, something strange began to happen. All of a sudden, all Pimpim's arms and legs went wobbly like jelly. I told you! Now I'm a jelly Pimpim! I can't do the uh standing, I can only do the wiggly falling. He fell onto the ground. I try and do a step. This is kind of fun. I do another funny fall. As Pimpim was falling all over the house, the kids realized that he was telling the truth. Real medicine was not going to work. I just need to eat something very special. Well, just tell us what it is and we'll find it for you, said the kid's dad. He doesn't remember, said Zoe. Oh. Well, what should we try? I think that we should try a banana, said Zoe. Um, okay, said Pimpim. So they got a banana out of the fruit bowl and they peeled it and handed it to him. He took the peel out of Zoe's hand and started eating the banana peel. Pimpim, what are you doing? said Oliver. Um. I feel very uh huh uh not again, called Oliver. Every time Pimpim sneezed, a ping pong ball came flying out of his nose. Whoa, said Oliver, diving behind the couch. Their dad dove behind one of the other pieces of furniture, and Zoe was standing right in the wrong spot. Ow, she said. Sorry, said Pimpim. I didn't mean to more ping pong balls went flying around the room. Ah! They were bouncing off everything. And then the ping pong balls split into more ping pong balls, and then into more ping pong balls, until the house was filling up with too many ping pong balls. Quick, hide, yelled their dad as they were running around. Let's try a different piece of food, said Zoe. Okay, said Oliver. He raced into the pantry to try and grab something. Um, how about some honey? Uh he grabbed a spoonful of honey and raced over towards Pimpim. Pimpim, eat this! Okay, said Pimpim. He opened his mouth and the spoon went in. Yum. Hmm, that's tasty. I think it's working, said Oliver. A giant puff went into the air, and as it settled, the kids realized something. Is that a cloud? said Zoe. I think it is, said Oliver. They looked, and sure enough, there was a giant cloud that was filling their house. The trouble was, it seemed to be getting darker and darker and darker. I think it's gonna rain, said Oliver. What? said their dad. All of a sudden, pshh, it started to rain everywhere. It's raining inside the house, said Zoe. I'm sorry, said Pimpim. I don't think that honey was the right thing. I do feel a tiny bit better. Um, quick, we better try something else. The the rainstorm seems to have got rid of the ping pong ball, so maybe something else will get rid of the rain. We better be quick, said Zoe. Look! They realized that the house was starting to fill with water. There was a little puddle down the bottom that was getting deeper and deeper. Oh, you're going to have a new pool inside your house, said Pimpim. I don't want a pool inside the house, said the kid's dad. Okay, you're better try something else. The kids raced around to try and see what they could find. They opened up the fridge, and inside there was all kinds of fruits and vegetables. Um, what should we choose? said Zoe. I don't know, said Oliver. Grab 'em all and we'll try lots. So they grabbed as many fruits and vegetables out of the fridge as they could find, and they raced over towards Pimpim. Okay, this could get ridiculous, said Oliver. But the house is filling and we need to do something, said Zoe. Try the carrot. So they popped a carrot inside Pimpim's mouth. When Pimpim sneezed, all of a sudden, a bunny rabbit appeared in the corner of the room. Mat! And another bunny rabbit. And another one! Try something else, said Oliver. So Zoe shoved an apple inside Pimpim's mouth. Ooh, I like that one. And they do feel a little bit better. I think it's working, said Zoe. That's what we thought last time, said Oliver. Uh uh Uh oh, said Zoe. This time, when Pimpim sneezed, everything in the house flipped upside down. All the tables, all the chairs, all the furniture was now on the roof. Oh dear, said Pimpim, looking up. I'm not very good at the being the sick thing. Well, at least this one's not breaking anything. I've only got one more piece of vegetable to try. Oliver pulled out a Brussels sprout. No, said Pimpim. What do you mean, no? said Zoe. I'm not eating a Brussels sprout. I do not like them. But we want to try and make you better. It might work. I would prefer to be sick than to eat a Brussels sprout. Do you not like them that much? I've never tried one, but I hear other people don't like them. How do you know that you don't like it if you haven't tried it? said Zoe. I'm just trying to uh huh ah as Pimpim's mouth opened, Zoe took her chance. She threw the Brussels sprout straight into Pimpim's mouth. He swallowed it whole. Ooh, that was yummy. Can I have another one? He sounds normal. They looked. They waited. And nothing happened. I think it worked, said Oliver. I think it did work, said Pimpim. I feel amazing! This is the best. Then he started to cartwheel around the house, knocking over all kinds of things. The trouble was that for some reason the furniture was still stuck on the roof. Um, I hope you like roofy furniture because it is a lot of fun. You can sit upside down and you will love it. Um, Pimpim, I think we better try and get this all back down, said Zoe. Okay, said the Pimpim. So he climbed up, upside down on the roof, and walked around as if it was the right way up. Then he picked up the chairs one by one and passed them down to the kids. And he picked up the tables and passed them down to the kids as well. In no time at all, the house was completely reset. Wow, said the kids. How did you do that? I don't know, said Pimpim, but they feel amazing. And I hope you enjoy the special edition that they have put into the backyard. What? said the kids. They raced to the back door and looked outside. There's a pool, said Oliver. We have a pool, said Zoe. And it's not inside, said their dad. Hooray! said Pimpim. Well, I'm so grateful for you making me feel lots better. I'd best be going home now. My mummy will be very worried as to where I am. Well, they said, We're we're glad that you feel a lot better, Pimpim. Feel free to come back and play another time soon. Yes, said their dad, as long as you're not sick. Okay, said Pimpim. Uh? Huh? Uh oh, he's gonna sneeze! Just kidding, said Pimpim. Hehehe! And he cartwheeled out the door and disappeared. The kids and their dad went back out to the backyard to have a look at the pool. The neighbor stuck his head over the fence. Hey! How did you get that pool installed so quickly? He said. Well, said Oliver, I don't think you'd believe us, even if we told you. And that is the end of the story. This episode is brought to you by Pip Pimp Noise Pegs. Do you have the sneezes and are sneezing all kinds of ridiculous things? Get a specialized Pip Pip Noise Peg that helps keep your sneezes inside. We hope you've been enjoying the silly stories for kids. Make sure to leave a review wherever you find your podcast and share it with all of your friends. This has been me, the sneezy peep! And me, Sam. We'll see you soon. And two! Bim bim

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