Silly Stories for Kids
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Silly Stories for Kids
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🎉✨ A cupcake adventure like never before?! Oh yes! In this episode, Sebastian meets the long-limbed and cupcake-loving Thingy Whopper, and together they try to replicate the world’s most amazing cupcake! 🧁 But when the machine creates cupcakes with arms and legs who start a NUTS-and-BOLTS battle… things get wild! 🛠️🤖⚡ Can Sebastian and Thingy Whopper stop the chaos before it’s too late? Cupcake armies, tool-powered armor, teleportation—and of course, lots of LAUGHS! 😂🎂💥💙
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One day, a little boy named Sebastian was very, very excited because he had an extra special snack. The snack that he had was a cupcake. But not just any old cupcake. Probably the most amazing-looking cupcake he had ever seen. He was looking at it very, very carefully and preparing to eat. As he was about to take his first bite, he heard a voice.
Thingy WhopperDon't eat that!
SamHe looked around to see who was talking. He couldn't see anybody nearby, but he decided he would continue to eat. So, as he went to bite again-
Thingy WhopperAh! No! No, don't eat it!
SamHe looked around, and he saw, first of all, a very long arm coming out behind a wall.
SebastianWhat is going on?
Samhe thought. Then he saw a very, very long leg step out from behind the wall. Then the rest of a very long-armed, long-legged man stepped out and looked at him.
Thingy WhopperThat is the most amazing cupcake I have ever seen in my whole life. Do not eat it!
SebastianWell,
Samsaid Sebastian,
Sebastianif I don't eat it, then why bother even having it?
Thingy WhopperNo, we will eat it, but before we do, I think we need to replicate it into lots more cupcakes because it is too amazing just to have only one of.
SebastianUm, I don't know how to do that,
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperDo not worry, because I will help you.
SebastianBut who are you?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperI am Thingy Whopper. And my specialty is cupcakes. Cupcakes are my favourite thing in the whole entire world, and I have eaten pretty much every single style of cupcake that was ever invented. But I have never eaten a cupcake that looks as good as that one. So I will be eating that.
SebastianWhat?
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianIt's my cupcake.
Thingy WhopperWell, no, I won't be eating that exact one. I'll make sure that you get a cupcake too, but I definitely need to try it, and a little bit of a cupcake that is that amazing will not be enough of a cupcake, so we need to make sure that we can replicate it, and I know how.
SebastianWell, how?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperWell, there is a friend of mine who makes amazing inventions, and I'm pretty sure I saw something in his workshop that would help us be able to replicate this cupcake into lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of cupcakes.
Sneaking Into Bonigo’s Workshop
SebastianUm, o-okay, Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperSo, you must come with me. Hang on.
SamThingy Whopper turned around to look for Sebastian's parents.
Thingy WhopperAh, excuse me! I'm borrowing the Sebastian to go make more cupcakes.
MumOkay!
Samcame a voice from the other room.
Thingy WhopperLet us go!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper, grabbing Sebastian by the hand and starting to run out of the room.
SebastianWe forgot the cupcake!
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperOh dear,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper, reaching his very long arm back inside the room and grabbing the cupcake off the plate. Once they were outside, Sebastian was looking around.
SebastianWell, how do we get to this workshop?
Thingy WhopperFollow me,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper, as he started to run down the street. Sebastian couldn't keep up because Thingy Whopper's arms and legs were so long it made him extra super-duper fast.
Thingy WhopperOh, uh, hang on!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper as he ran back. He grabbed hold of Sebastian by the hand, lifted him up onto his back like a piggyback, and started to run.
Thingy WhopperHere we go! Hooraaaaaaay!
Trapped In The Buzzing Room
Samyelled Thingy Whopper as he started running off down the street. In no time at all, they reached the front of a very strange-looking building.
SebastianWhat is this?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperWell,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper,
Thingy Whopperthis is Bonigo's workshop. It is very special and very important, and we need to be very, very sneaky.
SebastianWhy do we need to be sneaky?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperBecause I haven't technically asked him if we can borrow the replicator, but I'm- I'm sure if we at least leave him one cupcake, he will be completely fine with it.
SebastianUm, are you sure?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperDefinitely!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperWhen it comes to cupcakes, Thingy Whopper knows best. Alright, come on, let's go!
SamSo, they walked around through the side of the building and into a giant room. In the first room it looked very, very strange. They could see all these kind of weird sparkly things that seemed to be making some kind of buzzing sound.
SebastianWhat is this?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperUm, I'm not entirely sure, but I'm pretty sure it's probably got something to do with... Hmm, maybe this is the power part of his, uh, his very special workshop?
SamThey looked around.
Thingy WhopperNo replicator here, though, so we best be going.
SamAs they went to try and find a door, they realised that the buzzing was going all around the room and there wasn't actually a door anymore.
SebastianWhere did the door we came in through go?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperUm, I'm not sure,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperBut we need to work out how to get out of here. Have you got any ideas?
SebastianMe?
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianI've- I've never been here before.
Thingy WhopperWell, I've never run into this situation before, so I guess we can work together?
SamSo, they looked at each other and they looked at the room.
SebastianUm, Thingy Whopper,
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperYes, young Sebastian?
SebastianDo you notice that the buzzing seems to change a little bit in that little bit over there?
SamHe pointed to one corner of the room where the buzzing did seem to change. It had a long buzz as it went around, and then when it got to the little section it seemed to buzz more excitedly.
Thingy WhopperInteresting,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperLet's go investigate.
The Replicator Guess
SamSo Thingy Whopper and Sebastian went over to that corner. As they got closer, they could see that the buzzing was moving up and down and up and down, and it seemed to be almost forming a shape.
SebastianHow do we work it?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperI'm not too sure,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperMaybe if I try touching it.
SamThingy Whopper reached out his hand. Bzzz!
Thingy WhopperOoh!
Samhe said.
Thingy WhopperThat tickles!
SebastianUm, you probably shouldn't touch a buzzing thing that you don't understand,
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperNo. My finger still feels ticklish. Um, I'm not quite sure what to do.
SebastianUm, let me try something,
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianOpen!
Samhe said. And with that, the buzzing formed the shape of a door. And then a door appeared in the wall.
Thingy WhopperYou've done it! Hooray! Alright, let's continue.
SamSo Thingy Whopper and Sebastian walked through the door, Thingy Whopper still holding the most incredible cupcake that he had ever seen. As they entered the next room, there was inventions everywhere. There was all kinds of strange machines and ray gun-looking things and everything that neither of them really understood.
SebastianSo which one's the special replicator?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperWell, I'm pretty sure that it might be, um...
SamThingy Whopper looked around the room.
Thingy WhopperThis one!
Samhe said, pointing at a very big, very elaborate-looking machine. They walked over towards it. There was certainly a section where it appeared that you could put something inside, and then there seemed to be some kind of rolly door on the end of it, and there was a big button that said start.
Thingy WhopperIt must be this one, I'm sure of it,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianUm, okay,
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperLet's place the cupcake inside the part where something seems to look like it should go.
SamSo, they put the amazing-looking cupcake in the little hatch. Then they closed it. There was a little glass window that allowed them to see the cupcake inside. Then they looked.
Thingy WhopperWould you like to do the honours?
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianWhat do you mean?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperPress the big start button, of course,
Samhe said.
SebastianUm, okay,
Samsaid Sebastian. He walked over to the start button.
SebastianAre you sure Bonigo won't mind?
Thingy WhopperOh no, he will be happy. He will love it once we leave him one of these amazing-looking cupcakes. Go on, press the button,
Cupcakes Come Alive
Samsaid Thingy Whopper. So, Sebastian pressed the button. Baaarp! Doof-df-df dff-df-df dff-df-df dff-df-df! The machine started making all kinds of noises.
Thingy WhopperIt's working!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper. Then some kind of wobbly beam started to surround the cupcake inside the little cubicle. Ba-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
Thingy WhopperI think it's scanning,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianI hope it doesn't ruin my cupcake,
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperMe too,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper,
Thingy Whopperbut I'm sure it will work.
SamThen as the machine continued to make all kinds of strange noises, the door on the end of it opened up. Bzzht! Put-a put-a put-a put-a put-a put-a put-a put-a put! As they watched, cupcakes and cupcakes and cupcakes started to come out of a conveyor belt through the door.
Thingy WhopperHooray! We did guess the right one,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianGuess?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperWell, I was sure that Bonigo would have some kind of replicating machine, and this looked a little bit replication-y.
SebastianOh dear,
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianAre you sure it won't-
SamAll of a sudden, one of the cupcakes that had come out of the roller door grew arms and legs and stood up.
SebastianUm, is that meant to happen?
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperDefinitely not,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper. Then the cupcake pointed at Thingy Whopper.
CupcakeThere he is! Get him!
Samit yelled.
Thingy WhopperWhat?
Samyelled Thingy Whopper. And then the cupcakes all started running straight towards Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperRun!
Samhe yelled. Sebastian and Thingy Whopper started to run away as a crowd of cupcakes with arms and legs started chasing after them.
SebastianThingy Whopper! I don't think this was a normal replicationing machine.
Bonigo Joins The Chaos
Thingy WhopperMe either! We best be running as quickly as we can!
Samhe yelled. So as the two of them started running around the room, trying to stay away from the cupcakes, the cupcakes started chasing them from every direction. And then they started getting into Bonigo's tools.
CupcakeHere, boys, grab one of these!
SamThe cupcake grabbed one of the tools out of Bonigo's tool bag and threw it straight towards Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperWhoa!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper, jumping out of the way.
Thingy WhopperOh dear, they seem to be collecting implements!
CupcakeHere's some more! Let's go!
Samyelled one of the cupcakes as it started getting into a box of bolts and nuts. In no time at all, the cupcakes all had handfuls of bolts and nuts that they started throwing towards Thingy Whopper and Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperHide!
Samyelled Thingy Whopper as he dove behind a different machine. He pulled Sebastian in behind him. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! made the sound of the machine as all the bolts and nuts started to hit it from the cupcakes that were throwing.
CupcakeCome on, guys, let's work together. We can get them! Come on! Hooray!
SamAs the cupcakes started running around the room, Thingy Whopper was very worried.
Tool Armour Activated
Thingy WhopperI don't know what to do! Maybe we shouldn't have used Bonigo's machines without asking!
SebastianI don't think that was a good idea,
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianUm, I don't know what to do either.
SamJust then the door opened.
BonigoWhat is all that noise?
SamAll of a sudden the cupcakes turned and looked to the door. There was a man with blue hair and a blue moustache wearing overalls.
BonigoUh-oh. I think one of my machines has turned itself on!
Thingy WhopperUm, Bonigo?
BonigoWho said that?
Thingy WhopperUh, me, Thingy Whopper,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper, one of his long arms stretching out from behind the machine and waving.
Thingy WhopperI may have used one of the machines to try and replicate the most amazing cupcake that you have ever seen in your whole entire life. But I think I may have used the wrong one!
CupcakeHey, there's another guy! Let's get him too!
Samyelled one of the cupcakes, and the cupcakes started running towards Bonigo.
BonigoOh dear! Ah, I think you have used the battle-iser replicla-capacitator!
SebastianThe what?
BonigoNever mind, let's get them!
De-Battle-ising The Cupcakes
SamSo Bonigo started running into the room. He dove behind machine after machine as the cupcakes were chasing him, until he got behind one that was very, very tiny and looked very, very strange.
Thingy WhopperWhat's that one?
Samcalled out Thingy Whopper.
BonigoTrust me. I will press the button, and when I say go, jump into the air!
Samhe yelled.
SebastianUm, okay,
Samsaid Sebastian.
BonigoOne, two, three, go!
Samyelled Bonigo, and he pressed the button. Sebastian and Thingy Whopper jumped out from their hiding spot and leapt into the air. As they flew into the air, all of a sudden some kind of strange armour started to attach to their entire body. It was completely made out of tools.
SebastianI'm covered in spanners and screwdrivers and all kinds of things,
Samsaid Sebastian.
Thingy WhopperMe too,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
BonigoNow get those cupcakes!
Apologies And First Bites
Samyelled Bonigo. Thingy Whopper and Sebastian looked at each other, gave an almighty high five, and then started chasing the cupcakes around the room. As they caught them one by one, they grabbed a hold of them. Their armour made them extra strong and extra stable. The cupcakes tried to knock them over, but they couldn't. And they grabbed them and they cuddled them as tight as they could.
BonigoNow throw them into this machine!
Samyelled Bonigo as he pressed start on another machine. It started making noise and it had a big hopper in the top where they could drop things in. So, Sebastian and Thingy Whopper started dropping the cupcakes into the top of it one by one. As they went through- Whaaaaaa! Zhoomfff! they came out the other side as a normal-looking cupcake.
Thingy WhopperHooray! It is working!
SamAs they dumped in cupcake after cupcake after cupcake, they realised that now they had their replicated, amazing-looking world's best cupcake sitting right in front of them.
Thingy WhopperHooray!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianHooray!
Samsaid Sebastian.
BonigoWe did it!
Samyelled Bonigo.
BonigoThat was fun. Ha ha!
Thingy WhopperUm, Bonigo?
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
BonigoYes, Thingy Whopper?
Thingy WhopperUm, I'm sorry for using your machines without asking. I did plan on making you a cupcake too.
BonigoOh, never mind. Next time just ask, I would be more than happy to help you, okay?
Thingy WhopperUm, okay,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianUm, to say thank you,
Samsaid Sebastian,
Sebastianwould you like to have the first bite of our very special cupcake?
BonigoOh yes, this sounds amazing!
SebastianSo Sebastian handed Bonigo the very first, very special, very amazing, replicated cupcake. Bonigo took a bite.
BonigoOh my goodness! This is the most delicious, amazing cupcake that I have ever tasted! I love it, I love it, I love it! I need to make a machine to make sure that I can make more of these.
Thingy WhopperHooray!
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
Thingy WhopperAnd you can leave that machine at my house.
BonigoUm, no, I would leave it here because I would like the cupcakes too. But you are welcome to come for cupcakes.
Thingy WhopperOkay,
Teleport Home
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianHooray!
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianWell, I guess I better take a bite of the cupcake too.
Thingy WhopperYou best not bite one of the replicas. You should eat the very special original,
Samsaid Thingy Whopper.
SebastianO-okay.
SamSo, Sebastian walked over to the chamber where the original cupcake was held, opened it up, and took a bite. The taste was so amazing it felt like his brain was almost going to explode with the joy of the most amazing flavours he had ever eaten.
SebastianThis is incredible! You should taste it, Thingy Who-
SamSebastian looked across, and there was Thingy Whopper, shovelling cupcake after cupcake after cupcake into his mouth.
Thingy WhopperOm! Yum! Om! Yum! Oh, these are amazing! Om! Om! Om!
SamIn no time at all, all the replicated cupcakes were gone, and Sebastian and Thingy Whopper and Bonigo all laughed together.
Thingy WhopperAlright, Sebastian, it best be time I got you home. We've got a long journey to get you back there.
BonigoOh, don't worry,
Samsaid Bonigo.
BonigoYou can use my transportation teleportation device.
Thingy WhopperOh, thank you.
SamSo, Sebastian stepped inside the machine that Bonigo was in front of.
BonigoOkay, Sebastian, thank you for sharing your amazing cupcake.
Thingy WhopperYes, thank you. It is incredible, and I cannot wait until Bonigo replicates it into all kinds of amazing cupcakes.
BonigoI might even add some changes occasionally too. Hoho, you will have to come back and taste them all.
SebastianThank you!
Samsaid Sebastian.
SebastianI'll- I'll see you later!
BonigoGoodbye!
Samsaid Bonigo, as he pressed the button on the machine. Bzhooo-oop! With that, Sebastian disappeared- Zhoop! and reappeared in his own house.
MumWhoa! Where- where did you come from?
Samsaid his mum.
SebastianWell,
Samsaid Sebastian,
SebastianI don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you.
SamAnd that is the end of the story.
Thingy WhopperThis episode is brought to you by Thingy Whopper's new cupcake store! Have you tried baked cupcakes? Why not try a replicated cupcake? They are amazing, and I can replicate them all the time in all different flavours and sizes and types and all sorts of things. Oh-ho-ho! We hope you have been enjoying the Silly Stories for Kids. Make sure to leave a review wherever you find your podcast and share it with every single one of your friends. And share a cupcake with them too. If I haven't eaten them all. Hoo hoo! This has been me, Thingy Whopper!
SamAnd me, Sam. We'll see you soon!