Silly Stories for Kids

🎅🏻 Santa’s Cheeky Helpers 🎅🏻

• Samuel Ramsden

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Get ready for a wild Christmas Eve adventure with Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle! 🎁🚀 When Santa needs extra helpers, these two are chosen to deliver presents — but instead of a sleigh, they find a flying Christmas alien spaceship! 👽🎅 Things get very silly as presents run wild, a pirate gets involved 🏴‍☠️, and Pim Pim’s button‑pressing chaos leads to bouncing cannonballs and dancing gifts everywhere! 🎉😂 Will they save Christmas and get home in time for bed? 🛏️💫 Hold on tight — this ride is full of laughs and holiday magic! 🎶🎁🌟🎉🎅


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Pim Pim:

One day. Well, actually, it was one night. It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a pimp pim, it is the best. Turn that off! No, I will not turn off my song because it is the best song in the world. No, it's not!

SPEAKER_00:

Teddywinkle is the best!

Pim Pim:

Ha ha ha!

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, teddy winkle is the best!

Pim Pim:

No, let's just keep listening. Pimp, it is the best! Pimpim, it's time to turn off that song. Okay, I will turn it off.

unknown:

Beep.

Pim Pim:

Beep. What was that second beep? It's time to grab your toothbrush and grab some toothpaste too. Pimpim, turn off the music! Oh okay. So, Teddy Winkle and Pimpim are getting ready for bed and they're about to go to sleep and Pimpim is very, very excited. Hey Teddy Winkle, do you know that tomorrow is actually Christmas? Oh no! How exciting is it? Ha ha, it's gonna be so much fun! Well, tonight is also going to be so much fun. Boys, I said it's time for bed. Okay, we will pretend to go to sleep now. Why did you say pretend to go to sleep? Oh no, never mind. Pimpim, what do you what are you talking about? Just pretend to be asleep and I'll tell you in a minute. So Pimpim and Teddywinkle both pretended to go to sleep. It only lasted about two seconds until Pimpim jumped out of bed.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, Teddywinkle, it is time, it is time! Quick jump out of bed!

Pim Pim:

What are you talking about? Well, I got a very special letter yesterday. Who is the letter from? Uh it was actually from Santa Claus. What? Yes, he said he's very, very busy tonight and he needs somebody to help do the delivering on some of the presents to our area and he chose Pimpim. What? What was he thinking? I don't know, but it's going to be so much fun! He said that he had left us some very special equipment to help us do the delivering of all the presents. So are you going to come with me or are you going to continue to pretend to sleep? Um, I am definitely coming. Let's go! So, Pimpim and Teddywinkle jumped out of bed and they raced over towards the door. As they opened it, Sam was standing there. Boys, where are you off to? Well, I am actually sleepwalking. Walking like the pimp. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_00:

Um, Sam, Santa actually sent a letter to Pimpim asking him to do the delivery of uh some of the presents around here.

Pim Pim:

Really? Yes, I will show you. Pimpim raced back over to his bed and he dug around through all the toys that were on top of it and underneath it until eventually he pulled out a piece of paper. He handed it to Sam. Wow! He actually has asked you to help with all the presents. Well, you better get going. You don't want to be late. No, we don't want to be late and we want to have all the best fun ever! Hooray!

SPEAKER_00:

Alright, where do we go first?

Pim Pim:

Well, the letter said, Climb up onto the roof and you will see what is happening from up there. Alright, let's go! So Teddy Winkle went outside and he grabbed the ladder and he lent it up the side of the house. Then Pimpim came and climbed up as well. Once they were on top of the roof, they started to look around. Okay, there has to be something around here. It has to be something, I cannot see anything though. Um, maybe it's got something to do with this thing, said Teddywinkle. As he started to grab a hold of the TV antenna that was on top of the house.

SPEAKER_00:

Ah, Teddywinkle to Santa! Teddywinkle to Santa, can you hear me?

Pim Pim:

That is not how an antenna works.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm pretty sure it might. Hang on, maybe I just need to pull on this one. C-chunk!

Pim Pim:

What was that? I have no idea. As Teddywinkle and Pimpim looked, all of a sudden the roof started to open up. And as it did, out the top came something incredible. Is that what I think it is? Um, I think so. It's a flying Christmas alien spaceship! Hooray! As Teddy Winkle and Pimpim started walking over to the spaceship, the top of it opened up. Oh! Hello, Pimpim! Hello, Teddywinkle! Bebo! What what are you doing here? Well, I got a letter from Santa saying he needed some help delivering some presents. No, I got that letter. I think I might have got one as well. He said that I needed to meet you here right now to help do that delivery. Does this mean I don't get to do the flying of the spaceship? Oh, you can fly. I don't mind. So Pimpim and Teddywinkle jumped in the spaceship with Bebo. Okay, I sit in this seat, and then okay, how many buttons do I press at the same time? No, don't press lots of buttons. Only press this one just here. Uh this one? No, not that one. This one. Okay, I press this one. No, not that one. This one. Okay. I press this one. BAP BIM boom! With that, the spaceship lifted into the air, spun around 35 times, and then shot straight upwards. Phew! This is the best! This is not the right direction! Oh, don't think I should have let Pim Pim drive. As the spaceship blasted higher and higher, Pimpim looked at the control panel again. Okay, which seven do I press next? No, no more pressing buttons! Okay, I pressed this one. Pff the spaceship started to fall.

SPEAKER_00:

Yippee!

Pim Pim:

As it got lower and lower, it was about to hit the ground. Beepbo dove across the control panel and pressed the big orange button in the middle. The spaceship leveled out. Oh, that's no fun. We're not going anywhere sideways anymore. I feel sick. I'm very nervous. Just then, there was a big puff of smoke on the front of the spaceship. I am Bumfrey! Bumfrey? What are you doing here? Oh, this is not where I was Bumphrey aiming? Bumphrey, Bumpfrey, Bumphrey! Um, Bumphrey, where were you aiming? I was meant to Bumphrey inside the ship! Bumfrey! Uh, are you going to try again? Okay, I will try again! One, two, three! Bumphrey! Where'd he go? I don't know. Just then, a panel kicked out from underneath the control panel. Hello, everybody! Bumphrey is here! Bumfrey, what what are you doing here? Well, Bumfrey got a Bumfrey letter from Bumphrey! From Bumphrey? I mean from Santa, Bumphrey. Santa Bumphrey? No, just Santa. Bumfrey. Let me guess. It said that Santa needed help delivering some presents. Well, yes, you are Bumphrey correct, Bumphrey. Well, we better start getting to work. If we don't start delivering some of these presents, none of the kids will have any for Christmas tomorrow. But uh, we have a little bit of a problem. Ah, what's that? There doesn't seem to be any presence inside this spaceship. Yes, you are correct. There is no presence inside my spaceship. Ho ho, I am Bumfrey! Okay, Bumfrey Magic to the Bumfrey, and one, two, three. There was a big explosion of smoke, and when it settled, there was a man standing there, with blue hair, a mustache, and a tool bag. Ho! Where am I? Where is my workshop? It has disappeared! What is hap-impim! Did you do this pimp bim? Uh, it actually wasn't me this time. What? Who did this? I am Bomfrey. Bomfrey? Did you Bumfrey me here? I am Bobfrey! Yes, I did, I did. I am Bobfrey. Now my job is done, I best be going. Okay, ready? One, two, three, Bumfrey! This time, the explosion of smoke was ginormous. That was disgusting. That smoke tasted funny. Yes, it did. It was kind of interesting. Didn't you think so, Beepo? Beepo? Where's Beeple? I think that the Bumfrey has disappeared the Beepo as well. Oh dear. Well, what are we going to do? Well, we don't need either of them to make my very special present spaceship modification machine. This sounds fun! Yeah, it does! How do we do it? Well, we best get to work. Okay, Pimpim, you go over to that corner and sit down in that spot right over there. Okay, I will do that, and then what do I do next? You sit there and you do nothing. What? I don't want you breaking this machine. Ha ha! You're in the corner! Well. Okay, Teddy Winkle, I need your help to get it ready. Okay, Mr. Bonigo, just tell me what you want me to do. Okay, so with this, Teddy Winkle and Benigo started to work. They worked and they worked and they worked, and the machine got bigger and bigger inside the spaceship. They started connecting it to all the controls and started plugging it into all kind of bits and pieces. It looked amazing. Meanwhile, Pimpim was still sitting in the corner. But the trouble was, instead of doing nothing, he was definitely doing something. Okay, so I will grab this one here, and if I change this bit here and then rewind this bit over here, I think that it will create the ultimate present surprise. What was that? said Benego. Uh nothing, nothing. So Pimpim continued to tinker, and Bomfrey and Benego continued to build until it is finished! Hooray! Yes, hooray! I didn't change anything. What? Uh nothing. Um, okay. Well, we best start doing the delivering of all the presents. Okay. Uh, Teddy Winkle, I think that I will do the driving. I think that that is a very bad idea. I think that I got a letter from Santa, so I definitely should do the driving. Okay, here is me. I am heading to the driving seat. Okay, thank you very much, Mr. Bonigo. If you can just poof yourself out of here. Bim Pim, I cannot do magic. All of a sudden, there was a giant poof inside the spaceship. I am Bomfrey! One, two, three, Bomfrey!

unknown:

Pfff!

Pim Pim:

Another explosion of smoke. And with that, Bomfrey and Bonigo were gone. Hooray! Okay, Teddy Winkle, let's go! Alright, Pimpim, it's time to start delivering the presents. So if you fly, I'll press the button and it will make presents and distribute them as we fly. Okay, and I have not made any changes to the machine to make it do anything silly at all. Why did you say it like that? Never mind, said Pimpim. Okay. So the spaceship started to fly, and Teddywinkle and Pimpim sat and watched. Okay, I think it's time to press the uh the present button. Here we go. One, two, three, boing! That is not the noise that it was meant to make. Pimpim, what did you do?

SPEAKER_00:

Ah yes, I have made the modifications and nobody knew.

Pim Pim:

I think everyone knew. We just didn't know what to do. No nobody knew, and now we are getting the best presents in the whole entire world sent everywhere. Pimpim and Teddywinkle looked out the window of the spaceship, and from the back of the spaceship, all kinds of presents were blasting in every direction. But instead of just normal presents that would fly down and just drop in through the chimneys and in through the windows and land in people's stockings and at the end of their beds, these presents had arms and legs and they were flying and running and taking over the town. Pim Pim! Hooray! Let's go play with the presents, said Pimpim. No, these presents are meant to be for all the kids. Well, I think that all the presents should be for playing with, and I like to play, so let's go, said Pimpim, as he flew the spaceship down to the ground. When they landed, Pimpim and Teddywinkle both climbed out of the spaceship, and the presents were running around everywhere. They were grabbing branches from trees and waving them around. They were doing dance circles in the middle of the street. They were even playing hopscotch and all kinds of things. It was ridiculous. They were making so much noise. I know what we need to do. We need to work out how to stop these things. No, we need to turn on my song so that we can have a giant present dance party! Pimp! No! Pimpim raced back inside the spaceship. Okay, where is the super hi-fi sound system? Um I'm pretty sure it is here. And uh, okay, I logged this one. Okay, uh, yeah, yes, and then one, two, three, play! When Pimpim pressed play, it turned out that he had pressed play on the wrong song, and it turned out that his modifications had also made some strange changes to the hi-fi system. Instead of playing his song, all of a sudden they could hear a pirate's voice coming over the sound system. Is that? Are it be me, Pirate Peggy Pants? Who's ready for some bouncy cannonball fun? Uh-oh, said Pimpim. What did you do? said Teddywinkle. Uh, I think I may have broken the sound system. Ah yes! I have loaded me cannons and I am coming for ye all. You won't even see me coming. Three, two, one, fire! Did he just say fire? With that, Pimpim and Teddywinkle looked up, and falling down from the sky was a whole bunch of cannonballs. Take cover, yelled Teddywinkle. But as the cannonballs fell, they realized that something was different about these cannonballs. They fell straight towards the ground, and instead of exploding or smashing things, they boing! Boing! Are they bouncing? They are, said Teddywinkle. I'm gonna grab one. Pimpim grabbed hold of one of the cannonballs as it was falling towards the ground. Whippy! he said, as it kept falling until boing! I'm flying, said Pimpim, as he went straight back up into the air. Pimpim, come back here! Oh I better follow him. Teddy Winkle ran across and he caught one of the cannonballs as it was falling. Doing! I'm coming, Pimpim! They bounced high, high, high into the sky. And when they got up through the clouds, they saw a pirate ship. Hello, Peggy Pants! yelled Pimpim. Oh, Pimpim! What be you doing up here? And why are you holding one of my bouncy cannonballs? I saw it falling and I thought that would be fun, and so I grabbed hold and pfft. All of a sudden, through the clouds burst Teddywinkle holding onto a different cannonball. Hello, Peggy Pants, he said. Is Pimpim Oh there he is! Pimpim, we gotta deliver all these presents! All the presents that you made are dancing around outside people's houses! Kids will have nothing to open in the morning. Um, oh dear, I think we might have a problem, Teddywinkle. What's that? said Teddywinkle. They looked down, and as the clouds parted, they could see that the spaceship with the present making machine had been bounced and bounced and bounced and was now in pieces. No! How are we going to make new presents to deliver them? Well, said a voice, I actually got a letter from Santa yesterday, and he said that he needed my help to deliver presents to this area. I got a letter like that as well. Yes, but mine said I've asked Pimpim to help deliver presents, and I know that it will go badly and that he will make a big mess, so can you make sure that when the time comes you're ready to help deliver all the presents to all the kids? Thank goodness Sena knows what he's talking about. I do not make lots of messes. Pimpim. Okay, yes I do. He okay, you scallywags! Would you like to help me deliver the presents? As Pimpim and Teddywinkle were still hovering in mid-air holding onto their cannonballs, Pirate Peggy Pants threw out two ropes. They grabbed a hold and climbed aboard of his pirate ship. When they got on board, they looked. There are so many presents. This is amazing! Pimpim, please don't break anything this time. Okay, I will try. Harmy Skellywags, there is only a little bit of time left, so we will have to use the express delivery system. What's the express delivery system? We put them all in the cannons and blast in every direction! Alright, Pimpim, you load that cannon there. Teddywinkle, that one is yours, and I will load all of these ones. Huzzah! Huzzar! Huzzah! So Pimpim, Teddywinkle, and Pirate Peggy Pants started loading all the cannons on Pirate Peggy Pants's ship with presents. And as they loaded them in, they light the cannons and watch them explode. Oh, that one went in a chimney. Oh, mine went in a window! How many did you just deliver? I just delivered 3,524! That is amazing. Yeah, that's amazing! And look! All the presents are delivered! Huzzar! Yippee! Hooray! Alright, Pimpim. I'm pretty sure our job here is done.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Pim Pim:

Okay, we better be going home now. Okay, uh, I'm going to go home the express delivery mode. What? I'm going to jump in one of the cannons. Is that okay, Mr. Peggy Pants? Ahr, I don't see why not. Alright, Pimpim, you jump in this one. So Pimpim climbed inside one of the cannons. Pirate Peggy Pants aimed at back towards Pimpim's house. And then I be seeing you soon. Merry Christmas, said Pirate Peggy Pants. Merry Christmas, Mr. Pirate Peggy Pants! And with that, Pimpim was gone. Um, Mr. Pirate Peggy Pants! Yes, Teddywinkle! Can I go that way too? Ha ha! Of course you can! So Teddywinkle climbed inside a cannon as well. Merry Christmas, Teddywinkle! Boy! said Teddy Winkle, as he blasted all the way back down through his window and onto his bed. That was amazing! Yeah, it was incredible. I can't believe that Santa trusted me with all the presents. I think Santa trusted you to make a big mess, but I guess it's still a bit of fun. Imagine all the kids tomorrow morning waking up, unwrapping their presents, and then going outside, and there's even more presents dancing around the streets! Uh-oh, we didn't fix that! Oh, don't worry, those presents will disappear in at least twenty seven hours, I think. They'll just hang around for Christmas. Hooray, said Teddywinkle. So with that, Pimpim and Teddywinkle curled up in their beds and went to sleep. As they were almost asleep, they heard a noise off in the distance.

unknown:

Phew! Boo!

Pim Pim:

What was that? I don't know. Two presents burst in through their window. Hooray! We got Christmas presents too! Hooray! Okay, good night, Teddy Winkle. I see you tomorrow. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, Pimpim. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, Teddy Winkle. Just then Sam burst into their room. Boys, what was that noise blowing? Casting him through the window. Well, said Pimpim, I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you. And that is the end of the story. This episode is brought to you by Pimpim Santa Services. Do you know a Santa that needs some help delivering all his presents? Make sure that he calls Pimpim! Hey Pimpim, you're almost the reason none of the kids got any presents! Well, at least it was a fun way to not get any presents. No!

SPEAKER_00:

This episode is brought to you by me, Teddy Winkle, because everybody knows Teddy Winkle is the best! No, Pimpim is the best. No, Teddy Winkle, no Pimpim, no! I am Bob Free! This has been me the Pimpim! And me, Teddy Winkle!

Pim Pim:

And me, Sam. Have a happy Christmas. We'll see you soon. Bye.

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