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Silly Stories for Kids
🥮 Cooking Competition 🍕
Four hungry sisters—Holly, Aubrey, Brinley, and Zali—host a wild cook-off between Teddy Winkle and Bean Bean! 🍕🧁🧸 From flying toy cars ✈️ to exploding flowers 💥, a trip to Marshmallow Land ☁️, and a boingy marshmallow soufflé 🍮—things get silly fast! The “purple pizza” causes nose giggles 🟣🤧, and Zali’s Weet-Bix + Vegemite clinches the win 🏆. Family-friendly fun, big laughs, and a bouncy ending! 😄🎶
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One day four little girls named Holly, aubrey, Brinley and Zali were all in the kitchen. Now they had decided that they wanted to make something very exciting because they were hungry and they decided that it was a good idea to try and make their own food. As they were starting to go through the pantry, they were looking to see what they could find. Um, there's not really much food in here, said Holly. Yeah, said Aubrey, hardly any. Uh, I found this at Tarnes, said Brinley. Zali was in the corner. Zali, what, what are you eating? They looked across and she had a handful of flour. Um, flour, she said oh dear, said Holly, don't eat the flour. They looked across and she'd eaten a lot more of the flour. She was completely dusted in a light dusting of flour. It was quite funny. But as the girls were talking, all of a sudden they heard a voice. Oh, I could make something very special out of all of that. The girls turned around Pim, pim, what are you doing here? Well, I heard you girls talking about food and I thought I'm hungry, so maybe I could help do the cooking, because did you know that I am the best chef in the entire world? No, you're not, said a voice. The girls looked out the window and there looking in through the window, was a teddy bear. Teddy Winkle said Holly, what are you doing here? Well, I was hungry and I was looking for something to eat and then I heard Pimpin talking about him being the best cook in the entire world. And that's just not true, because I am the best cook in the entire world. I think that you're both probably the best cooks in no world, said Brinley. What said Teddy Winkle? I am the best cook in the entire world, said Pimpin. Well, said Aubrey, I've got an idea. Ah, what is your idea? Said Pimpin, why don't we have a cooking competition? Oh, yes, I love competitions, because everybody knows that Teddy Winkle's the best, yelled Teddy Winkle. No, said Pimpin, pimpin is the best. No, teddy Winkle is the best and I will prove it, he said. The girls laughed Well, we can actually be the judges and maybe we'll help a little bit as well, as long as we help both of you at the same time. Um, okay, I think that those are some good rules. Okay, how is the competition going to work? Uh, said Brinley. Ready, set go. What said Teddy Winkle?
Speaker 1:Pimpim and Teddy Winkle both dove into the pantry and started grabbing everything they could find. I need those pine nuts. Ah, I don't need the pine nuts, I need, uh, what is this? Pimpim pulled out a jar of something that he didn't even know what it was, but it looked like it had been in the pantry for a very, very, very, very long time, as whatever it was had completely crystallized Um. Pimpim said Holly, I don't think you should eat that. Yes, not yet, because I need to turn it into something delicious first. Um, I don't know that that's a good idea, said Aubrey, I'll eat it, said Brin. Yes, said Pimpim. Brinley, you can be the eater. Brinley opened the jar and started trying to put her finger in. Uh, maybe not yet, said Pimpin, I eat, said Zali. Um, um, well, I would, said Teddy Winkle, but I need everything for my cooking competition, he said the girls laughed All right, said Pimpin, I am going to cook over here.
Speaker 1:He said Uh, pimpin, that's actually our lounge room. Yes, I know, but this is the best place for the cooking because I need to be comfortable while I cook. Um, well, I'll take the kitchen. Then, said Teddy Winkle, okay, uh, and I have decided exactly what I'm going to make. Um, what are you going to make, said Aubrey, I'm going to make pim-pim cakes. Pim-pim cakes, said Holly. Uh, that sounds very interesting, said Brinley, but maybe you should make um pancakes. No, sounds very interesting, said Brinley, but maybe you should make um pancakes. No, not pancakes. Pimpin' Cakes Um, well, I am making a souffle, said Teddy Winkle. What's a souffle? Said Brin. Um, I'm not entirely sure, but I hear it's pretty fancy, said Teddy Winkle. Well, how are you going to make it if you don't know what it is? Said Holly. Um, I don't know, but let's go.
Speaker 1:So Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim started pulling apart all the ingredients that they'd found. They started pouring them all into bowls and starting to mix them together. Um, pim Pim, said Aubrey, that doesn't look very tasty. Yes, not yet I think I may need to add some extra special ingredients. What Said Aubrey? Where are you going to get extra special ingredients? Um, aubrey, come with me. Said Pim Pim. What you can't go get special ingredients? Um, but Brinley said ready. Said go, uh, I did. That means that you can do whatever you want until I say stop, said Brinley. When are you gonna say stop? Said Teddy Winkle. Not telling, said Brinley. What Said Teddy Winkle? Well, I need special ingredients too. Holly, come with me. Okay, said Holly.
Speaker 1:Pim Pim and Aubrey raced out the back door and Teddy Winkle and Holly raced out the front door. When they got outside, pim Pim looked around. Um, this will work. He was looking at a toy car that Zali used to sit on and drive around the backyard. Uh, okay, so, aubrey, jump on and then we will go get the special ingredients. But Pimpin, this car just kind of wheels around the backyard, it can't go very far. Oh, you just wait, said Pimpin, as he started to poke something in the side. What is that, said Aubrey. Well, I keep this for very special occasions. What kind of occasions? Occasions where I need extra special fuel. Extra special fuel, said Aubrey. Yes, ready. As he poured the strange fuel in the side of the funny looking toy car, it started to make a noise. What said Aubrey? Jump on, said Pimpin. Okay, said Aubrey. She jumped on and Pimpin jumped on the front, and then the car took off into the air.
Speaker 1:Teddy Winkle and Holly were in the front yard. Um, um, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? They looked up and they saw Pimpin flying off into the distance.
Speaker 1:Um, quick, we need to go get the special ingredients. Where do we need to go, said Holly. I don't know. I just panicked, said Teddy Winkle. Actually wait, oh no, I've got friends in Marshmallow Land. Marshmallow Land, said Holly. How do we get there? Well, we need to go straight up, said Teddy Winkle. But how are we going to go straight up, said Holly. Um, um, he looked around. This'll work. What a work, said Holly.
Speaker 1:These are exploding flowers. Did you know that? What said Holly? Just then, the front door swung open. Did somebody say exploding flowers? Said Bryn. I did, said Teddy Winkle. Uh, can you please teach me about the exploding flowers? Well, if you get these ones here and pick four of them Teddy Winkle picked four and then tie them together. He strung them together with a tiny piece of string and then, if you hold them upside down and hold on really tight, they can actually explode into rocket flowers. That'll blast you up into the sky Watch. Um, actually, before I go, I better help you. Teddy Winkle helped Holly collect four of the flowers herself. They strung them together and then they were both holding on. All right, holly, are you ready? Um, yes, said Holly. I think so Hold on With that. Teddy Winkle flicked the bottom of the four flowers on Holly's and then flicked the bottom of the four flowers on his and they blasted off into the sky straight up and through the clouds. Okay, so how many did Teddy Winkle say Zali popped her head out the door?
Speaker 1:Four, she said. Forty, said Brinley. No, said Zali, four, forty, said Brinley. Zali shook her head as Brinley picked 40 of the exploding flowers. Then she strung them all together and held on to the end. Then I flicked the end and the flowers blasted in every direction, said Brinley, as she was flying around all over the top of the house Because she couldn't hold on tight enough to the 40 flowers. It sent her up and down and sideways and then straight towards the ground. Ah, she yelled, but then it was so powerful it blasted straight through the ground and then she was blasting and forming a flying flower tunnel right under her house. Ah, said brinley, tunnel, said zali, as she started climbing down and climbing through all the different tunnels. As brinley popped back up the ground, the flowers continued to burst and burn as Brinley kept flying through the sky. It was very, very funny.
Speaker 1:Meanwhile, pimpin and Aubrey had reached their secret location. Um, okay, the Aubrey, I have collected the special ingredients. What are those things, said Aubrey. Well, I have completely changed my entire plan. Why am I not surprised at that? Said Aubrey, instead of pim-pim cakes, we are going to make pim-pim pizzas, and these are very special pim-pim pizza ingredients. Um, what kind of ingredients? Well, they are super secret toppings that I cannot tell you about just yet, but maybe it will be lots of fun when we finally get to eat them. Um, okay, said Aubrey, we better get back. Brittany could say stop at any time. They jumped back on top of the flying car and flew back in the direction of home.
Speaker 1:Meanwhile, holly and Teddy Winkle were now standing on top of a cloud in the middle of Marshmallow Land.
Speaker 1:Um, excuse me, can I have lots of marshmallows please? Said Teddy Winkle. Why are you asking for our marshmallows? Said a man made completely out of marshmallows? Um, I'm in the middle of a cooking competition and I really want to win A cooking competition, said the marshmallow man. And who might you be competing against?
Speaker 1:Um, have you guys heard of Pimpim Pimpim, said the marshmallow man. He was here last week. He caused all kinds of trouble when somebody said he's not here. Is he? No, he's not here. Well, somebody said the word crazy and he went ballistic. That sounds like Pimpin. We'll do anything to help you beat Pimpin.
Speaker 1:Um, well, I was thinking of making a marshmallow souffle. Well, we can definitely help you. Um, that sounds great, said Holly. Can I help too? Of course, let's make it here very, very quick, said the Marshmallow man. So he took them to a marshmallow kitchen where they grabbed all kinds of different coloured marshmallows and they smushed them all, and then they opened up some kind of strange marshmallow oven and put it inside. How long is this going to take to cook? Said Holly Bing. It is done, said the Marshmallow man.
Speaker 1:Holly and Teddy Winkle carefully opened the marshmallow oven and when they looked inside, it was the most amazing looking marshmallow souffle that they had ever seen, mainly because Holly had never actually seen a marshmallow souffle. But it looked delicious. Do you think we can try it? Said Holly. No, don't try it until competition time. Ah, um, okay, said Holly. Yes, because if we try and cut it too early it might explode. What said Holly? Yeah, I hear that happens with marshmallow soufflés. Yes, it most certainly does. Now, quick, get back to your competition. All right, said Teddy Winkle. Come on, holly, let's go. Um, but, teddy Winkle, how are we going to get back down.
Speaker 1:Marshmallow bouncy bots. What said Holly? I've used this form of transportation before. It's called a marshmallow bouncy bot. How does it work, said Holly. Well, you grab one of these big ones. Teddy Winkle grabbed one of the very big marshmallows and you hold it under your bottom. What said Holly? Trust me, said Teddy Winkle. Um, okay, and then we jump? What Said Holly? We're really going to jump all the way down. Yeah, it's fun. Come on, let's go.
Speaker 1:So Holly and Teddy Winkle both jumped out of the clouds holding the giant marshmallow bouncy bots underneath their bottoms, and they went straight down towards the ground. Wah, said Holly. Yahoo, said Teddy Winkle as he raced down to the ground. As well as they came sailing down towards the ground, the marshmallows hit the ground first. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. That was amazing, said Holly. Oh, I know, said Teddy Winkle. It's the best. That was so much fun.
Speaker 1:Have you still got the souffle? Um, uh-oh, what happened to it? They looked around. They couldn't see the souffle anywhere until it landed on top of Holly's head. Hold perfectly still, said Teddy Winkle. Um, okay, said Holly.
Speaker 1:So Teddy Winkle and Holly walked back inside the house. When they opened the door, they could smell something delicious. Uh-oh, said Teddy Winkle, that smells good. It does smell good, said Holly, let's go see. So Teddy Winkle and Holly walked in towards the kitchen and when they got there, pimpim and Aubrey were sitting at the bench in front of a giant, amazing looking pizza with all kinds of purple toppings. Wow, that actually looks pretty amazing, said Teddy Winkle. I know, said Pim Pim, because Pim Pim is the best. Wow, said Holly, it does look incredible because Bim Bam is the best. Wow, said Holly, it does look incredible.
Speaker 1:Okay, said Brinley, as she was covered in dirt and slowly trying to lift herself up to the bench. Um, brinley, what happened to you, said Aubrey. Uh, that doesn't matter. I did not grab 40 of something. You grabbed 40 of the exploding flowers, didn't you? Said Teddy Winkle? 40, said Zali. Uh, yeah, I did, said Brinley, and it was so much fun. We now have a new tunnel maze under the house. What said Holly? Never mind, said Brin.
Speaker 1:Okay, it is time for me to do the taste testing, said Brin. So she walked over to Pimp Pimp's Pizza and had a good smell. Oh, that smells amazing. I think I know which one's going to win, so maybe I'll try your souffle first. Ah, what? No, my souffle's gonna win. Are you sure it's been long enough, said Holly. I hope so, said Teddy Winkle.
Speaker 1:Brinley walked over, she took a knife and went to cut herself a piece of the marshmallow souffle. Teddy Winkle said Brinley, um, yes, brinley, said Teddy Winkle. Said Brinley, um, yes, brinley, said Teddy Winkle, pulling marshmallow out of his fur. Your souffle exploded. Um, it's part of the theater, said Teddy Winkle. Well, said Brinley, as she scraped a bit off the side of her face and put it in her mouth.
Speaker 1:This, this tastes amazing. It's very, very tasty, but I'm going to have to deduct points for it being an explosion. And now I need to have a shower and wash my hair. Oh, said Teddy Winkle, at least it tasted good, said Holly. Yeah, but Pimpin's pizza looks and smells incredible. We're in trouble. Of course you are in trouble because everybody knows that Pimpin is the best.
Speaker 1:So Pimpin cut a slice of his pizza and handed it to Brinley. She picked it up. She smelt it one more time. Oh, amazing, she said. Then she took a bite Pimpin, this is, ah, what I'm doing in my mouth.
Speaker 1:All of a sudden, everything in Brinley's mouth seems to start going ridiculous. It was flying around and zooming all the way inside her stomach and then back up again, and then it went up through her nose and then all of a sudden, fluffy, purple stuff came out of her nose and then it went back in and then it kept flying around the inside of her mouth until she opened it again. She said, as all the last bits of the pizza poured out of her mouth, pim Pim, that tastes disgusting and now my nose tickles. I know, said Pim Pim. What said Aubrey? Ah well, I couldn't find the good, tasty bits so I just grabbed the ones that would make it funny. So you knew we were going to lose, said Aubrey. Well, I knew that it was going to be a lot of fun, said Pimpin. Oh dear, said Holly, oh very dear, said Aubrey, I declare you both the losers, said Brinley, what you can't make us both the losers. Yes, said Pimpin, you need to pick one that is a winner.
Speaker 1:Just then Zali came out of the pantry holding a wheatbix with some Vegemite on it. Brinley picked it up, took a bite. I declare Zali the winner, said Brinley. What said Teddy Winkle? No way, said Bim Bim, zali is the best, said Zali. Just then the kids' mum and dad, walked into the kitchen. They looked at all the funny tasting food. Wow, that pizza looks incredible, said the girl's dad. Can I have a piece? Of course you can, said Bim Bim, as he picked up a piece of the pizza and put it in his mouth. What's up, daddy? He said, as the pizza was flying around inside of his mouth. Well said Holly, I don't think you'd believe us, even if we told you. And that is the end of the story.
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